Just kidding. Let's see how many hits this gets.

you git

slainte rob

DOH!!

Well I've looked twice*.

*Three times now.

Aw, too bad. I figured this was a synth that promised a nice bottom end!

eXpeRIMentFOUR wrote:

you git slainte rob

surely you mean "you twat"

seems more appropriate, somehow.

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eXpeRIMentFOUR wrote: you git slainte rob surely you mean "you twat" seems more appropriate, somehow.

..lets not go splitting hairs guys!!

ianweb123 wrote:

..lets not go splitting hairs guys!!

If it's anything like the porn I've seen, there won't be much hair to split!

Well....u got me

Actually there is a VSTi like this... the only trouble is that its got a very small button that turns it on and most of the male users don't know where to find it...

ianweb123 wrote:

Actually there is a VSTi like this... the only trouble is that its got a very small button that turns it on and most of the male users don't know where to find it...

don't tell me

it's name's a bit of a mouthful

nice one Ian!

Heck if you wrote 'free money vst' I'd look just to see wtf!

It sure sounds nice,... still work to do on those lips.. but sorry,.. I will never give up the accoustic instrumental version...

I've already downloaded this synth and I can't stop using it. It's already my favorite plugin. How do I describe the sound? Sort of squishy, with moaning and an occasional fart-like sound. The GUI is sort of--well, gooey!! Some may not find it attractive, but I think it looks lovely.

There's another freeware synth on the website--AnusSynth--that looks very interesting, butt so far I have been unable to get it to download--seems to be rather uncooperative.

I would be very careful if it is advertised as 'freeware'

I had a few of synths like this a couple of years back ... the multi user liscence drove me NUTS tho ...

aMUSEd wrote:

ianweb123 wrote: Actually there is a VSTi like this... the only trouble is that its got a very small button that turns it on and most of the male users don't know where to find it... don't tell me it's name's a bit of a mouthful

Actually it's called 'Avesynth'.

glucas wrote:

I would be very careful if it is advertised as 'freeware'

One should also install appropriate virus protection if dealing with shareware.

BTW, is this just a VSTi, or will the Vagisynth be able to host my plug-in?

i just hope i wont need a dongle for it.

Be sure to use your systems virus protection when loading it up the first time... or each time you start it up for that matter in case you are gonna use it more than once

mojogigolo wrote:

i just hope i wont need a dongle for it.

In fact, it is the only freeware synth that does require a dongle. I already have a dongle for it--don't you?

Actually I have a complaint about this synth--it draws too much upon my available resources.

make sure you use protection.


ear plugs that is...


man i'm lame

SenatorAdam wrote:

make sure you use protection. ear plugs that is... man i'm lame

yeah and make sure the monitors pay YOU
gods, it gets worse don't it

Oh sure, it might appear to be freeware...at first.

Cheers.....CL

funny thread <grin>

but seriously I'm crazy enough to have planned a porno synth,
with porno GUI and all, but then I was a bit scared of the pubblic reaction

what you think? should I made it?

it would be cheap but not free, porno is never free

liqih wrote:

but seriously I'm crazy enough to have planned a porno synth, with porno GUI and all, but then I was a bit scared of the pubblic reaction what you think? should I made it?

What kind of sounds? If it made the kind of sounds that are typical for porn music, it'd be novel....

Yes but what kind of...?

i may imagine a rompler with a collection porno-like background noise (the purity of the exercise would oblige you to choose the one's that can stay ,more or less, in tune...) to be properly called a pornoVSTi !

well mi ideas are 3 x 2 GUI ideas:

sound:

- "hard sexy" synth sound (up to me to decide which sound is that)

- porn movies samples by musicality

- soft synth sound a la porn soudtrack


GUI:

-porn graphics, real porn controls

-standard graphics (almost)

liqih wrote:

real porn controls

So... the buttplug controls the bottom end? Nipples tweak the high end? Lubricant adds saturation and smoothness? I can't wait to see this! I mean, hear this!

Sounds like a physical modeling synth to me

ew

I am surprised the community hasn't jumped to make a GUI for this already.

edit (G-rated).

I'd like a software version of the Aphex Aural exciter with big bottom. I don't even have to change the name. Squids, Youre NUTS.

Squids, ya big wimp. Where'd your funny posts go? They were good. Now they're not.

Ya'll got some issues....

A porno VST!!?- as long as it's not a gay one. That would really suck!

Laurence Kingston