KVR :: Everything Else (Music related) » is Sham-Wow like Faux-Shizzle?
Chuck E. Jesus - Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:15 am
dis, cuss...
vespers75 - Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:16 am
What a sham. Wow.
ughnonumus - Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:17 am
WOW! 
Is this thread a sham? 
james0tucson - Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:25 am
Chuck E. Jesus wrote:
dis, cuss...
I have one I've been using to dust off my keyboards. It came in a pack for like six bucks. Overpriced still, but I have the novelty value and won't regret not buying a Sham-Wow. It does work for the application. The old flannel shirt I use for polishing my guitar stays though.
debra1rlo - Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:36 am
I never use the faux-shizzle. Only real 100% bona fide shizzle for me, thanks. 
Meffy - Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:55 am
Huh?
Ghee.
robojam - Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:08 am
debra1rlo wrote:
Only real 100% bona fide shizzle for me, thanks.
What was that about a boner?
djanthonyw - Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:10 am
debra1rlo wrote:
I never use the faux-shizzle. Only real 100% bona fide shizzle for me, thanks.
debra1rlo - Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:11 am
djanthonyw wrote:
debra1rlo wrote:
I never use the faux-shizzle. Only real 100% bona fide shizzle for me, thanks.
fo rizzle?
yezzle
debra1rlo - Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:12 am
robojam wrote:
debra1rlo wrote:
Only real 100% bona fide shizzle for me, thanks.
What was that about a boner?
I said, I like my shizzle boner-fried! 
donkey tugger - Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:13 am
I got a letter from the government, the other day. I opened and read it.
It said I had earned £1684 after tax.
Which was nice.
djanthonyw - Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:15 am
Chuck E. Jesus wrote:
dis, cuss...
You missed a great opportunity to say "ya know what I'm sayin'?".
robojam - Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:15 am
djanthonyw wrote:
debra1rlo wrote:
I never use the faux-shizzle. Only real 100% bona fide shizzle for me, thanks.
fo rizzle?
djanthonyw - Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:21 am
robojam wrote:
. No moar lollypopz
fo rilly?
VSTJuNkiE - Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:31 pm
debra1rlo wrote:
robojam wrote:
debra1rlo wrote:
Only real 100% bona fide shizzle for me, thanks.
What was that about a boner?
I said, I like my shizzle boner-fried!
na uh. No she dit int! word!
fried boner iz wack yo. axe my nephew. he wuz wit this chicken head lass night, now he's burnin'. no wat I'm sayin'? Ya feel me?
xoxos - Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:12 pm
you know, it's for cleaning up wow instead of poo. i'd never try to create a wow.
hibidy - Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:27 pm
Those scam wows have actually been around for decades, but the commercials are of course fake.
I bought a slap chop though 
somewhat usable, but not worth the 15 bucks I paid for it (CVS/used to be longs drugs)
robojam - Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:38 am
hibidy wrote:
Those scam wows have actually been around for decades, but the commercials are of course fake.
I bought a slap chop though
somewhat usable, but not worth the 15 bucks I paid for it (CVS/used to be longs drugs)
Basically anything sold on TV for a low price is a piece of shit. I actually got my hands on an Esteban guitar that my neighbor's daughter bought a few years back... 
ivory1029 - Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:56 am
"You got this, camera guy? We can't do this all day"
robojam - Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:02 am
ivory1029 wrote:
Sham Wow your way out of that one then...
hibidy - Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:27 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA
A slapping video!
CypherOne - Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:29 am
donkey tugger wrote:
I got a letter from the government, the other day. I opened and read it.
It said I had earned £1684 after tax.
Which was nice.
hibidy - Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:33 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CztvSpKdCeY&NR=1
this one isn't as good
Meffy - Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:10 pm
robojam wrote:
Sham Wow your way out of that one then...
He got Slapped in the Chops and the cat got his tongue. He's not a particularly nice fellow. <--(more than moderate understatement)
ughnonumus - Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:20 pm
ivory1029 wrote:
"You got this, camera guy? We can't do this all day"
Ironically, I was just going to suggest gathering Vince's (Shlomi) opinion on the matter. Then, I saw his mug shot. Was he antagonising the Bounty guy, again? Nope. Here's the skinny:
http://lexluthor34.com/2009/03/30/sham-wow-guy-beats-hooker/
http://rocksoft.wordpress.com/2009/03/27/shamwow-holds-12x-its-weight-in-liquiddoes-that-include-hooker-blood/
Regardless, according to this pundit, Sham-Wow would have surely quelled the New Orleans fiasco.
james0tucson - Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:27 am
Meffy wrote:
robojam wrote:
Sham Wow your way out of that one then...
He got Slapped in the Chops and the cat got his tongue. He's not a particularly nice fellow. <--(more than moderate understatement)
He's got what it takes to be a Tilt-a-Whirl operator -- he could find work in any traveling carnival crew.
What I take from this is that he will probably still be an infomercial spokesman after this with no problem. Remember the Dell guy? Smoked pot and lost his whole career in advertising? Beating up a girl is less bad than smoking a joint. That's the message I've taken from this.
Meffy - Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:32 am
*nod* :-(
robojam - Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:27 am
"Yeah, I like to take hammers, and just break stuff."
debra1rlo - Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:25 am
OMG!!! Vince is really Beavis????
Meffy - Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:36 am
Please don't insult Beavis.
djanthonyw - Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:58 am
Meffy wrote:
Please don't insult Beavis.
Meffy - Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:03 pm
"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."
-- Fred Sanford (Redd Foxx)
(he was quoting Dorothy Parker, but don't tell anyone)
debra1rlo - Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:06 pm
Meffy wrote:
Please don't insult Beavis.
What was I thinking? I love Beavis!
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