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robojam - Mon Dec 06, 2010 1:34 pm
The aim: take some ordinary, innocent post and see if you can find something to quote out of context that is amusing.
Such as:
Hink wrote:
it's hanging and more subject to force from my right hand. 
Hink - Mon Dec 06, 2010 1:36 pm
normal - Mon Dec 06, 2010 1:43 pm
hibidy wrote:
I'm speechless...............
robojam - Mon Dec 06, 2010 1:51 pm
egbert wrote:
He always struck me as more of a dangle-o.
Kriminal - Mon Dec 06, 2010 1:59 pm
ntom wrote:
I am certainly doing it all for fun, and since the semester is over for me, I have plenty of time to fiddle with things
trimph1 - Mon Dec 06, 2010 2:10 pm
robojam wrote:
egbert wrote:
He always struck me as more of a dangle-o.
robojam - Mon Dec 06, 2010 2:26 pm
kritikon wrote:
fiddling around with wires at the back of some dusty old spider-infested rack
xoxos - Mon Dec 06, 2010 2:45 pm
robojam wrote:
kritikon wrote:
fiddling around with wires at the back of some dusty old spider-infested rack
a.k.a. the quote robojam and post a lol thread
robojam - Mon Dec 06, 2010 3:13 pm
trimph1 wrote:
out comes the front end loader again...
trimph1 - Mon Dec 06, 2010 3:24 pm
^^^^
debra1rlo - Tue Dec 07, 2010 7:24 am
Ian B wrote:
stop cocks
robojam - Tue Dec 07, 2010 10:07 am
debra1rlo wrote:
Ian B wrote:
stop cocks
I never thought I'd hear you say that...
debra1rlo - Tue Dec 07, 2010 10:24 am
robojam wrote:
debra1rlo wrote:
Ian B wrote:
stop cocks
I never thought I'd hear you say that...
ah, but I merely quoted it.
because it worked on so many levels. xoxos - Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:23 pm
ooh ooh i get this one:
kvraudio.com wrote:
Member Area
debra1rlo - Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:33 pm
xoxos wrote:
ooh ooh i get this one:
kvraudio.com wrote:
Member Area
trimph1 - Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:36 pm
debra1rlo wrote:
xoxos wrote:
ooh ooh i get this one:
kvraudio.com wrote:
Member Area
That'll do it....
Kriminal - Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:40 pm
djsubject wrote:
Things went very smoothly with 'bronxsound'
xoxos - Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:53 pm
Kriminal wrote:
djsubject wrote:
Things went very smoothly with 'bronxsound'
ugh
Bonteburg - Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:56 pm
hibidy wrote:
I'm about to take my brand new computer
Quote:
a little harder
xoxos - Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:56 pm
and all too obviously,
Rock Hardbuns wrote:
Here's one instrument I'd like to master
osiris - Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:23 pm
Quote:
I generally find those who are anal
courtesy of Hink 
Hink - Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:34 pm
osiris wrote:
Quote:
I generally find those who are anal
courtesy of Hink hey, I know some people who are so anal [how anal are they?] they are so anal when they fart, only dogs can hear it
robojam - Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:42 pm
Hink wrote:
yesterday I endured 45 minutes in the woman's underwear
hibidy - Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:51 pm
normal wrote:
hibidy wrote:
I'm speechless...............
hibidy - Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:57 pm
debra1rlo wrote:
this one's plenty long enough
ntom - Tue Dec 07, 2010 4:26 pm
Kriminal wrote:
ntom wrote:
I am certainly doing it all for fun, and since the semester is over for me, I have plenty of time to fiddle with things
my word, I didn't expect to see myself here. How amusing.
I should watch out what I say from now on.
robojam - Tue Dec 07, 2010 4:33 pm
gdev1981 wrote:
which sounds really nice and can tidy up your bottom
A fan of colonic irrigation maybe?
hibidy - Tue Dec 07, 2010 4:59 pm
robojam wrote:
gdev1981 wrote:
which sounds really nice and can tidy up your bottom
A fan of colonic irrigation maybe?
yeah you need to ask "penn and teller" about that!
Ian B wrote:
.
I woke at 5am today
I woke at 5am today
already the problem right there
hibidy - Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:10 pm
Koo'waan wrote:
What about just not clicking on it ?
:chuckgrudenface:
robojam - Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:23 am
PaulG wrote:
does fingering even matter as much as what's comfortable for you?
Shabdahbriah - Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:08 am
debra1rlo wrote:
hibidy wrote:
PaulG wrote:
does fingering even matter as much as what's comfortable for you?
I'm speechless...............
because it worked on so many levels.
kritikon - Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:17 am
Ian B wrote:
Quote:
F#ck me thro' the back door
Can I at least use some lube?
from http://www.kvraudio.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=304374
robojam - Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:28 am
hajasal_sk wrote:
This causes big problems on my knob
osiris - Wed Dec 08, 2010 3:27 pm
Left Headphone wrote:
Quote:
My fingers have huge blisters on them from pressing down
[/code] Meffy - Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:43 pm
[edit: naaah]
Shy - Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:42 pm
Hink wrote:
fart, only dogs can hear it
Ian B - Wed Dec 08, 2010 10:34 pm
kritikon wrote:
Ian B wrote:
Can I at least use some lube?
from http://www.kvraudio.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=304374
Quote:
F#ck me thro' the back door
Can I at least use some lube?
from http://www.kvraudio.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=304374
dhalfen - Thu Dec 09, 2010 5:52 am
ariston wrote:
more fun than a barrel of drunk nymphomaniacal cheerleaders
Wait -- that could be exhausting.
And wait again -- how big's the barrel?
robojam - Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:22 am
Hink wrote:
vibrating ball thing
Hink - Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:32 am
robojam wrote:
Hink wrote:
vibrating ball thing
that's not quoted out of context
robojam - Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:35 am
Hink wrote:
robojam wrote:
Hink wrote:
vibrating ball thing
that's not quoted out of context
I know, but it made me laugh
robojam - Thu Dec 09, 2010 1:12 pm
Hink wrote:
I wish this to be behind you 
John, how come you're providing so much good material?
Hink - Thu Dec 09, 2010 1:28 pm
robojam wrote:
Hink wrote:
I wish this to be behind you
John, how come you're providing so much good material?
I knew as I was typing
trimph1 - Thu Dec 09, 2010 1:38 pm
Hink wrote:
robojam wrote:
Hink wrote:
I wish this to be behind you
John, how come you're providing so much good material?
I knew as I was typing
hibidy - Thu Dec 09, 2010 4:16 pm
and again...
Hink wrote:
I just go buy a deck of playing cards and mail out cards to 52 random people and the jokers to the white house
duncanparsons - Thu Dec 09, 2010 4:31 pm
ntom wrote:
I didn't expect to see myself here
robojam - Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:03 am
contrary wrote:
quite a whopper!!!
trimph1 - Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:35 pm
Hink wrote:
I guess good sax means not getting your horn polished
robojam - Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:30 am
dhalfen wrote:
That popover has a DONG
D.H. Miltz - Mon Dec 13, 2010 12:14 am
ouroboros wrote:
The problem with those is that even though you can mount them, they only require a crowbar to pop.
osiris - Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:38 am
MetalSir wrote:
Quote:
i found here a lot of really fantastic knob!
robojam - Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:55 am
dhalfen wrote:
I absolutely LOVE those and the taste of their sausage
dhalfen - Mon Dec 13, 2010 7:03 am
^^^ I just KNEW you were going to be gunnin' for that one -- I almost added a remark immediately after!
robojam - Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:54 am
Ian B wrote:
the horns were slightly shorter than appears in the pic I posted
dhalfen - Mon Dec 13, 2010 10:59 am
^^^ Horns always look bigger on TV/film -- dontcha know, this adds 5-10" and 10-20 lbs. to 'em.
SWTrex - Mon Dec 13, 2010 12:41 pm
Meffy wrote:
tails out, always
(Quoted from here)
robojam - Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:06 pm
bob bobwood wrote:
It was bloody hard work and I really needed a shower after doing it
SWTrex - Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:15 pm
dhalfen wrote:
-- dontcha know, this adds 5-10" and 10-20 lbs. to 'em.
Sounds like some Emails I've been getting.
robojam - Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:21 pm
Meffy wrote:
big physical displacements
Meffy - Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:28 pm
When I'm tails out, there's always a big physical displacement. Demo, anyone? Where'd you all go?
dhalfen - Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:37 pm
SWTrex wrote:
Sounds like some Emails I've been getting.
Promises, promises, right?
Meffy wrote:
When I'm tails out, there's always a big physical displacement. Demo, anyone? Where'd you all go?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
robojam - Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:53 pm
Meffy wrote:
How many inches?
xoxos - Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:27 pm
never you mind wrote:
We look forward to supporting this excellent piece.
xoxos - Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:30 pm
hibidy wrote:
Ah.....fixed 
hmph!
trimph1 - Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:32 pm
xoxos wrote:
hibidy wrote:
Ah.....fixed
hmph!
So there...hmmmph! Got to get that so there in there...
Chuck E. Jesus - Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:01 am
gafferuk wrote:
The idea of multi-touch excites me.
robojam - Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:05 am
Chuck E. Jesus wrote:
gafferuk wrote:
The idea of multi-touch excites me.
robojam - Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:56 am
ariston wrote:
Getting into Rihanna
debra1rlo - Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:02 pm
^^ and from the same thread...
ariston wrote:
Mongolian throat singing
really sounds more like something I'd be into
robojam - Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:03 pm
debra1rlo wrote:
i'm not, nor ever will be completely content
standalone - Wed Dec 15, 2010 2:58 pm
Acid Mitch wrote:
support the crack
standalone - Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:29 am
Gearslutz's smilies wrote:
robojam - Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:58 am
buscemi wrote:
two things will immediately spring to mind
trimph1 - Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:39 pm
Hey!!! Leave my Spring outa this!!!
Urs quoted:
Quote:
...all I can do is noodle around
dhalfen - Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:08 pm
^^^ Well, then maybe you should leave Urs' noodle alone!!!
zerocrossing wrote:
...Peter's giving me oral sex in exchange for positive reviews...
Who needs "Gossip Girl?"
(No, seriously, who needs it? I mean, REALLY???!???!?)
dhalfen - Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:55 pm
koolkeys wrote:
...I hope the prospectors can go into the whale's vagina and come...
robojam - Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:34 am
hibidy wrote:
didn't you hear? I'm homo
hibidy - Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:38 am
nevermind.
I certainly hope you are not thinking I'd be offended by that
trimph1 - Fri Dec 17, 2010 4:42 pm
hibidy said:
Quote:
....I don't do snow...
hibidy - Fri Dec 17, 2010 5:13 pm
someone is fast
hibidy - Fri Dec 17, 2010 5:34 pm
rp314 wrote:
we're not unique in some important ways
hibidy - Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:11 pm
koolkeys wrote:
There's a LOT on KVR that really isn't worth arguing over!
koolkeys - Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:14 pm
hibidy wrote:
someone is fast
Indeed, lol! hibidy - Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:23 pm
cosmicdawn wrote:
Go away and put your dongle somewhere else
I just KNOW I'm going to love this thread
debra1rlo - Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:50 pm
hibidy wrote:
it has to be a wrist padded one
hibidy - Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:25 pm
debra1rlo wrote:
hibidy wrote:
it has to be a wrist padded one
see, now I think you are just doing it because it's me. Much more juicy posts I've made.
kritikon - Sat Dec 18, 2010 5:43 am
Hibidy wrote:
Quote:
me much more juicy
Kriminal - Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:08 am
dsp music wrote:
the sidebar is stuck in member
dhalfen - Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:11 am
DocT wrote:
Send me a virgin, huh?
Oh, great -- he's going all "Greek god" on us!
standalone - Sat Dec 18, 2010 8:13 am
kritikon wrote:
Hibidy wrote:
Quote:
me much more juicy
I prefer to cut here.......and here.....
hibidy wrote:
you are just doing it because it's me.
It's a Lot Like...
debra1rlo - Sat Dec 18, 2010 8:22 am
hibidy wrote:
debra1rlo wrote:
hibidy wrote:
it has to be a wrist padded one
see, now I think you are just doing it because it's me. Much more juicy posts I've made.
nah, that just struck my warped little mind as having a possible double entendre.
i was never pissed at you hibs
debra1rlo - Sat Dec 18, 2010 10:31 am
standalone wrote:
come from Mexico and they were frozen
withdrawa a la banco de spermo?
standalone - Sat Dec 18, 2010 10:41 am
Esperma.
dhalfen - Sun Dec 19, 2010 7:17 am
Concretefx wrote:
...I'm 100% involved with Rob at the moment...
Any sign that you're going to get a ring soon?
hibidy - Sun Dec 19, 2010 6:58 pm
musikmachine wrote:
Rihanna is a crisis
robojam - Mon Dec 20, 2010 8:15 am
hollowsun wrote:
BIG knobs and nutters
dhalfen - Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:40 am
Ogg Vorbis wrote:
...major poop tsunami in progress...
VSTJuNkiE - Mon Dec 20, 2010 8:40 pm
synaesthesia wrote:
Blimey... is KVR the place where fun came to die?
trimph1 - Tue Dec 21, 2010 3:14 am
GaryG said:
Quote:
...washing his hands and all...
robojam - Tue Dec 21, 2010 6:48 am
emdot_ambient wrote:
most of them are either old or foreign
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