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krabbencutter
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Postby krabbencutter; Thu Feb 08, 2018 11:54 pm Re: Worst plugin customers

customers that don't buy waves products or ilok protected software but turn every 'new product'-thread into an 'ilok/wup is the devil'-thread :help:
I build stuff for REAKTOR, just in case anyone cares :party:
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aciddose
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Postby aciddose; Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:20 am Re: Worst plugin customers

So you're saying we need a "Wurst plugin customers" thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sON0He2mTC8
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SciFiArtMan
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Postby SciFiArtMan; Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:42 am Re: Worst plugin customers

aciddose wrote:So you're saying we need a "Wurst plugin customers" thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sON0He2mTC8


Are you implying that you see your customer base here on KVR as a bunch of demented whiners constantly yelling, "Sausages, SAUSAGES!!!"?

Maybe we're all demented whiners, in our own way... SAUSAGES, KORG!!!
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Postby egbert101; Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:46 am Re: Worst plugin customers

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Aloysius
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Postby Aloysius; Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:52 am Re: Worst plugin customers

demented sausage dogs
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SciFiArtMan
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Postby SciFiArtMan; Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:55 am Re: Worst plugin customers

Woof!
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WOK
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Postby WOK; Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:12 am Re: Worst plugin customers

aciddose wrote:The worst customers are the ones who aren't your customers! Shut up ya dang freeloaders!
"Now I paid a lot of money $0 for this plug-in and I demand some respect and kind hollow words! I don't even use the software but I think you should spend years implementing a feature nobody wants or cares about!"


Reminds me of:  "I just finished my last plugin and releasing it for free..."   "GOD DAMN, NO 64 BIT VERSION?? NO MAC VERSION??? IN WHICH CENTURY ARE YOU LIVING???"
 
 
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Postby whyterabbyt; Fri Feb 09, 2018 3:25 am Re: Worst plugin customers

aciddose wrote:So you're saying we need a "Wurst plugin customers" thread?


http://www.kvraudio.com/forum/viewtopic ... 1#p7006411
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Postby gas pump; Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:11 am Re: Worst plugin customers

V0RT3X wrote:We have a thread for the companies, but what about a thread for all the whiny entitled customers who ask for ridiculous feature requests and rudely demand support?

C’mon we need some balance here on KVR.

:hihi:


I much prefer the whiny entitled KVR posters myself, because their demands for support are supremely rude. How dare they even think that a company would consider taking their users' feature requests? How appalling, I mean seriously. ;)
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aciddose
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Postby aciddose; Fri Feb 09, 2018 3:42 pm Re: Worst plugin customers

Wurst is the worst with too many krauts.

Why can't those chaps just be sensible and use tamarind vinegar? Ah yes, now some wurst-ershire sauce is the only proper way to have it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v2YwaAQZ6w
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Woodgardens
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Postby Woodgardens; Fri Feb 09, 2018 4:45 pm Re: Worst plugin customers

It's impossible to describe what happened to me today, but for a moment I thoigt I had a life. Anyway... let but.

https://mobile.twitter.com/dutchspeakwo ... 9196592128

laat maar (zitten)=never mind

Usually 'laat maar'='let but''/'zitten'='to sit'

Ik heb geen leven, maarrrr.../I don't have a life, but..
nocturnal owl
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Postby nocturnal owl; Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:41 am Re: Worst plugin customers

All ye should have stuck with One Ping Only. Never a bad customer amongst the lot.

https://youtu.be/PUalD41P1jY
Cinebient
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3450 posts since 16 Nov, 2014

Postby Cinebient; Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:55 am Re: Worst plugin customers

Wurst? Cheese? What?
Try some Triple Cheese trough Sausage Fattener.
Tasty.
I prefer Currywurst!
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nichttuntun
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382 posts since 21 Nov, 2017

Postby nichttuntun; Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:10 pm Re: Worst plugin customers

elxsound wrote:
vurt wrote:whats wrong with noise?


f**k presets, obv.


Germans


:D :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :D

Why? Because we are totally spoiled by a german company named U-He with extremely good and fast responding and a cool customers service-staff? Because of veeeery long termed maintainance including multiple free updates with major improvements AND new great features of their already excellent plugins?
Because their plugins just run with a serial having no further online validation or dongle hassle? Because they produce the upcoming ZEBRA3 although ZEBRA2 already is amazing and Z2 HZ-owners will get Z3 for free? Because their sensational REPRO5 was free for REPRO1 users? In other words they DO appreciate their long time faithful customers?

Yes, germans can get annoying for some devs who aren´t as cool as the above mentioned company :D
recursive one
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Postby recursive one; Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:56 am Re: Worst plugin customers

nichttuntun wrote:Why? Because we are totally spoiled by a german company named U-He with extremely good and fast responding and a cool customers service-staff? Because of veeeery long termed maintainance including multiple free updates with major improvements AND new great features of their already excellent plugins?
Because their plugins just run with a serial having no further online validation or dongle hassle? Because they produce the upcoming ZEBRA3 although ZEBRA2 already is amazing and Z2 HZ-owners will get Z3 for free? Because their sensational REPRO5 was free for REPRO1 users? In other words they DO appreciate their long time faithful customers?

Well, sorry for being a dick but do you really think over-the-top fanboyish posts like this help anything?

I like some U-he plugins (not all of them though) and have quite a few of them, sure U-He makes good stuff and they treat their customers well, but I can't say they are very different to other good plugin companies such as Reveral Sound, Xfer, Parawave, Dmitry Sches and others who also make excellent plugins with equally good sound quality, support their customers and communicate with them in a constructive way, provide significant updates for free, etc. Probably they aren't involved into this forum as much as U-He, that's the only big difference I can think of.
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