Samples needed for a new track - got a minute?

[Gwydi]

I'm making a new track and I need a bunch of vocal samples, the sort of sales-pitch things you'd hear on a shopping channel or read in a magazine advert, for example;

"will make you look ten years younger"
"you'll wonder how you managed without it"
"comes with a free bonus"

and so on.

If you have a microphone and a couple of minutes to spare, could you please record yourself saying a couple of phrases like those (a single file with multiple phrases is fine, I'll chop it up), and then either post a link to it here or email me the mp3 file directly at samples -at- elderwyn -dot- com.

I'm hoping to get a mixture of male and female voices and a range of accents.

I guess I should say, if you send a sample you're giving it to me for free and there's no royalties, but I will try to thank everyone whose samples I use on the album liner notes

Thanks,
Gwydi

[Gwydi]

*bump*

Should I have posted this in a different forum perhaps?