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nikp2000 · Post by **nikp2000** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:22 pm

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basic gardening techniques

http://nikp2000.com/08-06-nikp2000-a_garden_primer.mp3

Nick

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Markleford · Post by **Markleford** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:06 pm

Way back in 1994, They Might Be Giants taught us how to use the...

Thermostat
http://www.markleford.com/music/files/0 ... mostat.mp3

Backing vocals by DrApostropheX!

- m

knockman · Post by **knockman** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:24 am

How to be Strange

instructions

shave yourself all over
spill some glitter up your snout
wear some women's clothes
and talk like those
without an education

check your grandmother for tips
her stylists got the colours
to make you look hip

well that's what i'd do
and that's what i did

record an album
in a european city
choose a producer
one who's almost as strange

well that's what i'd do (hairy lobsters)
and that's what i did (super freaks)

well it worked for me
and it could work for you

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eXT, nubile, my organ, paia 9700s modular, minimogueVA, sfz, kjaerhus classics, psp nitro and vintage warmer.

hope i don't get sued

regards

d'Mast · Post by **d'Mast** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 11:15 am

An important lesson in life: how to chase someone.

http://www.myguitaronline.com/tunes/dma ... ochase.mp3

At first I show you how to appear suddenly, to frighten the chased one.
Then, the poor man thinks he's gonna get away.
After that a chase through small alley's.
Finally after some struggle ...

LUBI · Post by **LUBI** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:48 pm

How to Kill a Mosquito

whyterabbyt · Post by **whyterabbyt** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:51 pm

"How to Get Sued"

I Fought The Law

A little piece of musique concrete composed entirely of objet trouve which have been

(*) proven in court to have been plagiarised by a third party
(*) proven in court to have been plagiaristic
(*) used in a track which has subsequently been removed from distribution after a cease-and-desist order
(*) produced by a band who have filed suit against a filesharing network

No original audio was created for this track, and all 50-plus audio excerpts were used without permission.

VitaminD · Post by **VitaminD** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:10 am

Lesson 62

Course Difficulty: 4.2/5
Course Time: 2 mins
Course Experience: Lesson 62 details good info incase you want to make aliens...

Patrick9 · Post by **Patrick9** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:02 pm

A last minute job here I'm afraid.

The Question is - is it time to swap my guitar for a bus-pass?

I celebrated my 60th birthday this month and this song, in recognition of that fact, is a lesson for all you young whippersnappers out there.

Its called,

Growing Old Disgracefully

Grasshopper pay attention to me
These words will make you free
Just as my Master taught it to me
He called it
Growing Old Disgracefully

If you start when you are young
Your life will be so much fun
No need to live chronologically
When you're
Growing Old Disgracefully

First you find a groove
And then you follow it through
This is the Golden Rule
Unto your own Self be true.

Now this is where people get into a mess
There is too much confusion I must confess
I'm not talking about selfishness
I mean Self with a capital S.

Peace, Love and Harmony
They're OK (taken moderately)
But the place to truly BE is
Growing Old Disgracefully

Fictionshow · Post by **Fictionshow** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:38 pm

I laid the sample track by chopping and re-arranging Bob Marley's Wait in Vain. our friend Jay did vocals that were somewhat of a freestyle. This was accompied by Lucas on the Piano and Steve did a little engineering until his computer crashed and he didn't save. I think we all learned about what it meant to work with other people on a project. Its our first song ever and we've been attempting to compose music for about 6 months. Of course lucas(piano) has been playing for a while longer.

Fl6
Direct wave Plug-In
Fl Keys
Korg 49
Bob Marley's Waiting in vain
Sampling done moronicly in the playlist of Fl Studio by yours truly.
Multi-band Compressor

(pHz EDIT - please see my post below for a 'live' link - we had a few technical problems)

TheShameofLove

birrbits · Post by **birrbits** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:37 am

A last minute lesson from my wife who teaches art at the elementary school level.

Primary Colors
inspired by Charlie Brown and Steve Vai...
featuring
Rob Papen Blue (demo)
CC4 Ridiculously Red
Image Line Sytrus
Odo Purple
my new toy...jamstix
and um Slayer (which is not a color children)

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:15 pm

vurts hairy scary beard feathuring samuel l jackson aug 06 how to damage audio....

no film stars where hurt during the making of this track, altho one did release a shite film...

Jonny Quest · Post by **Jonny Quest** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:37 pm

Man, after hearing the first batch of songs I wondered, "How can I compete with this?"

After, listening to the page 2 submissions I thought, "Even more brilliance."

Well, truth is, I can't compete or top what I have heard, but I made a song despite myself.

This is how to face the world

Peace,

Jonny

tatom · Post by **tatom** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:59 pm

've got to huuurry...

i used audiomulch, classic limiter, dblue glitch, tiny splitter
hope this works:

how to NOT win

sorry if it doesn't

tm

ps:
edited, because once you have more than 10 posts,
everything works fine... can i vote for the DC now???
what if i donate????

tatom · Post by **tatom** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:17 pm

what's that?

posted 10:59 ???

you mean i would have had another hour???

so typical

oh well, does the auditorium even qualify as direct link?
because if not...

cheerio:
granito syndromski

pHz · Post by **pHz** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:35 am

something weird going on with fictionshows post above ... i reproduce it here to try and get the link working properly ...

I laid the sample track by chopping and re-arranging Bob Marley's Wait in Vain. our friend Jay did vocals that were somewhat of a freestyle. This was accompied by Lucas on the Piano and Steve did a little engineering until his computer crashed and he didn't save. I think we all learned about what it meant to work with other people on a project. Its our first song ever and we've been attempting to compose music for about 6 months. Of course lucas(piano) has been playing for a while longer.

Fl6
Direct wave Plug-In
Fl Keys
Korg 49
Bob Marley's Waiting in vain
Sampling done moronicly in the playlist of Fl Studio by yours truly.
Multi-band Compressor

http://www.kvraudio.com/contest/audio/T ... ofLove.mp3

TheShameofLove

slainte

rob

August Contest: RULES and SUBMISSIONS