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Do VSTs Make The Cat?

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justin3am
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Postby justin3am; Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:48 pm Do VSTs Make The Cat?

See, this is how 'the old KVR' dealt with threads we thought were ridiculous. We'd make a new thread with a letter or word in the title changed and all would laugh heartily!

My cats don't approve of VSTs as they don't generate heat for cuddling. Analog synths have the warmth they crave and the cables they like to nibble. :lol:
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SJ_Digriz
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Postby SJ_Digriz; Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:51 pm Re: Do VSTs Make The Cat?

Fat cats are definitely hardware officianatos.
But cool cats? Not so sure.
The trick is to realize there is no spoon. That's when you'll know you have been truly swindled.
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V0RT3X
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Postby V0RT3X; Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:55 pm Re: Do VSTs Make The Cat?

:lol:
KVR caused an invalid page fault in module KERNEL32.DLL at 015f:bff7b997.
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OzoneJunkie
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Postby OzoneJunkie; Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:57 pm Re: Do VSTs Make The Cat?

Ok, I'm in.

10. Simple House cat
9. Cool cat - simple house cat wearing sunglasses
8. Cat-erpillar
7. Katz's Deli
6. Nyan Cat
5. Hairless cats
4. Grumpy cat - once he has died. Not now.
3. Garfield - once he has 'died', from lasagna gluttony.
2. Saber Tooth Tiger
1. Saber Tooth Tiger, wearing sunglasses
himalaya
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Postby himalaya; Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:07 pm Re: Do VSTs Make The Cat?

Does The Cat make a VST?

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SJ_Digriz
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Postby SJ_Digriz; Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:10 pm Re: Do VSTs Make The Cat?

My studio terminator cat has a message
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egbert101
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Postby egbert101; Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:11 pm Re: Do VSTs Make The Cat?

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Hink
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Postby Hink; Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:11 pm Re: Do VSTs Make The Cat?

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fisherKing
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Postby fisherKing; Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:17 pm Re: Do VSTs Make The Cat?

if your cat is suffering, antiobiotics can help with a vst...
always one plugin short of perfection...
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djshire
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Postby djshire; Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:24 pm Re: Do VSTs Make The Cat?

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ere2learn
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Postby ere2learn; Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:24 pm Re: Do VSTs Make The Cat?

Do STDs Make the Cat?
sjm
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Postby sjm; Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:27 pm Re: Do VSTs Make The Cat?

himalaya
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Postby himalaya; Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:47 pm Re: Do VSTs Make The Cat?

sjm wrote:The cat makes the VST:


In that case, can it do so while clapping with one hand?

(the opening question is a deep koan, don't you know).
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justin3am
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Postby justin3am; Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:56 pm Re: Do VSTs Make The Cat?

himalaya wrote:
sjm wrote:The cat makes the VST:


In that case, can it do so while clapping with one hand?

(the opening question is a deep koan, don't you know).

If a cat meows and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?
My neighbors say, yes!

In fact, I know have made sound with VSTs... when I left my DAW open and they jumped up on the keyboard!
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SJ_Digriz
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Postby SJ_Digriz; Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:57 pm Re: Do VSTs Make The Cat?

himalaya wrote:
sjm wrote:The cat makes the VST:


In that case, can it do so while clapping with one hand?

(the opening question is a deep koan, don't you know).


As usual, Bart Simpson provides all the answers

https://youtu.be/RUzbmIKVAHo
The trick is to realize there is no spoon. That's when you'll know you have been truly swindled.
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