kamalmanzukie wrote:aciddose wrote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_confidence_tricks
this is a fantastic little collection for the aspiring sociopath. danke. first hustle i make i'll have to remember to send a blank check your way in gratitude
... but only after I've assisted you with the advance to cover banking fees needed to send an international cheque due to the unfair laws in your country which also requires a hefty fee to cover your claim as a relative of your famous and fabulously rich Spanish uncle for your share of the profit from the sale of his mansion and private island in the tropics by the government due to his sudden death in an airplane crash after narrowly escaping the jungle whilst being chased by a lion who's bite infected him with "the mongolian VD" (yes, very rare disease) and then being sent to a hospital on an emergency flight which then was attacked by a UFO *beeeeeeeeam* which forced the plane to swerve and go into an unrecoverable spin which was then brought up into the UFO by a bright white light, so, so bright I swear brighter than anything you've ever seen where the pilot was subjected to intense probing by strange grey creatures of short stature with pairs of very long knobby fingers whilst emitting horrifying screams only to be placed back inside the plane and beamed back down to where it was first abducted but placed in exactly the same position with duplicate velocity therefore resuming the unrecoverable spin before slamming into the mountainside in an explosion seen for miles.