Worst Songs Of All Time........
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- addled muppet weed
- 105775 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
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- Skunk Mod
- 21249 posts since 10 Jun, 2004 from Pony Pasture
Yes! You caught me, Lee. I made a thread in HPC for this purpose. http://www.kvraudio.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=374861cryophonik wrote:It's one of mine, isn't it? :(Meffy wrote:If I say which song is the worst of all time, I'll have to move the thread to HPC. So I won't say.
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- Banned
- 9890 posts since 14 Nov, 2006
Eddie Money - Take Me Home Tonight.
It's a miracle I made it beyond 1986 when this god forsaken hunk of tardosity emblazoned the airwaves. This song made me want to shoot myself is anger and disgust over its very existence.
"i feel a hunger... it's a hunger"
Way to articulate it and bring it to life Eddie.
Assclown. 
It's a miracle I made it beyond 1986 when this god forsaken hunk of tardosity emblazoned the airwaves. This song made me want to shoot myself is anger and disgust over its very existence.
"i feel a hunger... it's a hunger"
Way to articulate it and bring it to life Eddie.
Assclown. 
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- addled muppet weed
- 105775 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
he could solve world hunger, poverty and all that ails man. he could save us from an alien invasion, he could discover the true meaning of life, invent a time machine, he could even prove himself to be the actual son of god into that of course, actually proving the existance of the afore mentioned god.leggie wrote:Leave Phil alone! he's often seen dropping money into charity boxes.vurt wrote:phil collins - another day in paradise.
all of the above and many more wondrous things besides, that song would still be shit.
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- Skunk Mod
- 21249 posts since 10 Jun, 2004 from Pony Pasture
And the only cure is more cowbell! No, wait, that's a fever. You're supposed to starve it. Or the other way around. One or the other.debra1rlo wrote:"i feel a hunger... it's a hunger"
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- KVRAF
- 10238 posts since 7 Sep, 2006 from Roseville, CA
Sounds like somebody has some anger issues. Maybe two tickets to paradise would calm you down. Aaaaannndd, there's another contender for worst song ever.debra1rlo wrote:Eddie Money - Take Me Home Tonight.
It's a miracle I made it beyond 1986 when this god forsaken hunk of tardosity emblazoned the airwaves. This song made me want to shoot myself is anger and disgust over its very existence.
"i feel a hunger... it's a hunger"
Way to articulate it and bring it to life Eddie.
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- KVRAF
- 10499 posts since 20 Nov, 2003 from Lost and Spaced
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- KVRAF
- 1986 posts since 29 Apr, 2010 from NYC
this is a "real" song someone made, and put it on an album.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc
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- Banned
- 9890 posts since 14 Nov, 2006
Please, 2 tickets is freaking GOLD compared to Take Me Home Tonight. I could do "2 Tickets to Paradise" while being waterboarded for 3 weeks straight, no problem.cryophonik wrote:Sounds like somebody has some anger issues. Maybe two tickets to paradise would calm you down. Aaaaannndd, there's another contender for worst song ever.debra1rlo wrote:Eddie Money - Take Me Home Tonight.
It's a miracle I made it beyond 1986 when this god forsaken hunk of tardosity emblazoned the airwaves. This song made me want to shoot myself is anger and disgust over its very existence.
"i feel a hunger... it's a hunger"
Way to articulate it and bring it to life Eddie.
:gloveslap:
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- KVRAF
- 10499 posts since 20 Nov, 2003 from Lost and Spaced
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWTgwvh4v1w
Is it true he almost lost a limb while coked out of his tiny little mind?
Is it true he almost lost a limb while coked out of his tiny little mind?
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- KVRAF
- 10238 posts since 7 Sep, 2006 from Roseville, CA
OK, I stand corrected. Two tickets' lyrics are pretty deep:debra1rlo wrote:Please, 2 tickets is freaking GOLD compared to Take Me Home Tonight. I could do "2 Tickets to Paradise" while being waterboarded for 3 weeks straight, no problem.cryophonik wrote:Sounds like somebody has some anger issues. Maybe two tickets to paradise would calm you down. Aaaaannndd, there's another contender for worst song ever.debra1rlo wrote:Eddie Money - Take Me Home Tonight.
It's a miracle I made it beyond 1986 when this god forsaken hunk of tardosity emblazoned the airwaves. This song made me want to shoot myself is anger and disgust over its very existence.
"i feel a hunger... it's a hunger"
Way to articulate it and bring it to life Eddie.
:gloveslap:
We've waited so long.....waited so long......waited so long.....waited so long....
I'm gonna take you on a trip so far from here
I've got two tickets in my pocket, now baby, we're gonna disappear.
We've waited so long.....waited so long......waited so long.....waited so long....
Pure f@#$ing genius.
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- KVRist
- 472 posts since 16 Apr, 2003 from Alhambra, CA
No, genius is the Beatles I Wanna Hold Your Hand. It took "the greatest songwriting team," yes, a TEAM to rhyme "I wanna hold your hand" with...wait for it..."I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND" over and over and over again! You'd think between the two of them they could come up with a word that rhymes with hand:cryophonik wrote:OK, I stand corrected. Two tickets' lyrics are pretty deep:debra1rlo wrote:Please, 2 tickets is freaking GOLD compared to Take Me Home Tonight. I could do "2 Tickets to Paradise" while being waterboarded for 3 weeks straight, no problem.cryophonik wrote:Sounds like somebody has some anger issues. Maybe two tickets to paradise would calm you down. Aaaaannndd, there's another contender for worst song ever.debra1rlo wrote:Eddie Money - Take Me Home Tonight.
It's a miracle I made it beyond 1986 when this god forsaken hunk of tardosity emblazoned the airwaves. This song made me want to shoot myself is anger and disgust over its very existence.
"i feel a hunger... it's a hunger"
Way to articulate it and bring it to life Eddie.
:gloveslap:
We've waited so long.....waited so long......waited so long.....waited so long....
I'm gonna take you on a trip so far from here
I've got two tickets in my pocket, now baby, we're gonna disappear.
We've waited so long.....waited so long......waited so long.....waited so long....
Pure f@#$ing genius.
I wanna hold your hand
I'm in a rock and roll band
I like walking in the sand
That's my pituitary gland
But nooooooooo, the lazy bastards couldn't be arsed!!!
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- Banned
- 10196 posts since 12 Mar, 2012 from the Bavarian Alps to my feet and the globe around my head
Nanananananana-nananana-hey-Jude...Cheeso wrote:No, genius is the Beatles I Wanna Hold Your Hand. It took "the greatest songwriting team," yes, a TEAM to rhyme "I wanna hold your hand" with...wait for it..."I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND" over and over and over again! You'd think between the two of them they could come up with a word that rhymes with hand:
I wanna hold your hand
I'm in a rock and roll band
I like walking in the sand
That's my pituitary gland
But nooooooooo, the lazy bastards couldn't be arsed!!!
Nanananananana-nananana-hey-Jude...
Nanananananana-nananana-hey-Jude...
Nanananananana-nananana-hey-Jude...
Nanananananana-nananana-hey-Jude...
Nanananananana-nananana-hey-Jude...
Nanananananana-nananana-hey-Jude...
Nanananananana-nananana-hey-Jude...
Nanananananana-nananana-hey-Jude...
And it still sounds great, you can sing it under influence of all kind of drugs...
