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dalor · Post by **dalor** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 3:24 am

You sure you didn't misread and she got paid for a BJ deal?

highkoo · Post by **highkoo** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 3:42 am

One of the greatest DickJockeys of all time!

dayjob · Post by **dayjob** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 5:17 am

highkoo wrote:One of the greatest DickJockeys of all time!

certainly better than Kim Kardashian.. most boring DIckjockey ever.

aciddose · Post by **aciddose** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:04 am

Dickjockey indeed, which is why she'll be far more successful at this without the slightest bit of skill or "talent" (obviously she has some of that, though a different sort) than any of the usual trends.

Now what will really upset is if it turns out she is equally or more skilled and talented and does way, way better than others could have ever imagined.

It's a long shot, sure. I'd love to see it happen though. Best of luck to her! I'm rooting for her!

dayjob · Post by **dayjob** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:53 am

aciddose wrote:Best of luck to her! I'm rooting for her!

Team Paris!

Ghostwave · Post by **Ghostwave** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:31 am

I'll teach her how to use the spacebar and will only charge 50k.

jupiter8 · Post by **jupiter8** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 10:41 am

It's absolutely brilliant! She used to get paid by just showing up to parties and that's old news. So how to get publicity ? Well we just make her a DJ. So instead of standing in the VIP lounge she'll stand in the DJ booth instead,waiving her arms. And it worked,didn't it ?

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:26 pm

dalor wrote:You sure you didn't misread and she got paid for a BJ deal?

i did kinda make that joke on the first page....

fmr · Post by **fmr** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:46 pm

vurt wrote:
dalor wrote:You sure you didn't misread and she got paid for a BJ deal?
i did kinda make that joke on the first page....

You guys are mean

However, I think she does the BJ for free (or so I was told).

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:48 pm

fmr wrote: However, I think she does the BJ for free (or so I was told).

and so she should, shes probably better at djing...

robogone · Post by **robogone** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 2:09 pm

vurt wrote:tou sure theyre not mixed up between the letter d and the letter b?

SuitcaseOfLizards · Post by **SuitcaseOfLizards** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 7:27 pm

Let's start a rumor that she's going to DJ in the nude!

Tricky-Loops · Post by **Tricky-Loops** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 7:47 pm

Can someone please explain her that MIDI isn't a fashion brand and that a Launch Pad isn't needed for the make-up?

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 7:51 pm

woolyloach wrote:Let's start a rumor that she's going to DJ in the nude!

you going then?

Uedi · Post by **Uedi** » Thu Jan 16, 2014 5:07 am

Paris Hilton signs $100,000 DJ deal LOL