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V0RT3X · Post by **V0RT3X** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:35 pm

Seriously..

ghettosynth · Post by **ghettosynth** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:37 pm

I think that you need a condenser mic, that's what I've heard anyway.

V0RT3X · Post by **V0RT3X** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:41 pm

ghettosynth wrote:I think that you need a condenser mic. That's what I've heard anyway.

I got a microphone on my macbook, will that be good enough?

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:43 pm

DubTurbo

ghettosynth · Post by **ghettosynth** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:58 pm

V0RT3X wrote:
ghettosynth wrote:I think that you need a condenser mic. That's what I've heard anyway.
I got a microphone on my macbook, will that be good enough?

Nope, it doesn't look enough like a shiny penis.

RunBeerRun · Post by **RunBeerRun** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 12:00 am

I'm a Chia Pet musician

ch-ch-ch-chia!

Arglebargle · Post by **Arglebargle** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 12:01 am

You don't.

Hink · Post by **Hink** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 12:03 am

I think it has something to do with rubbing a lamp or something, I recall something about it being in your genies

Tricky-Loops · Post by **Tricky-Loops** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 12:06 am

You need "LA Hollywood Golden Moments of Glamour-Pop - Get Rich On Sunset Blvd. Edition"

Construction kit with 5 hit songs which are already in the Pillboard Charts, just put them together and celebrate!

Frantz · Post by **Frantz** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 12:11 am

I think you're supposed to raise goats and make some kind of drums out of them but I'm not clear on the details.

xNiMiNx · Post by **xNiMiNx** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 12:21 am

Everything posted here already, but with more cowbell.

Sendy · Post by **Sendy** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 12:39 am

Learn an instrument?

No, screw that. There has to be a tutorial to life hack the "musician" flag to be on.

Kevin Deas · Post by **Kevin Deas** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:01 am

SUFFER........

Kevin Deas · Post by **Kevin Deas** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:03 am

oh wait.....that's how to become a comedian......

robogone · Post by **robogone** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:05 am

V0RT3X wrote:Seriously..

Really seriously?

How do i become a real musician?