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bibz1st · Post by **bibz1st** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 12:41 pm

The word MUSIC is an anacronym created by Steinberg in 1936, it stands for Must Use Synths In Cubase

bibz1st · Post by **bibz1st** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 12:53 pm

Schuberts unfinished symphony was due to his DAW becoming unstable after contracting a virus from a suspicious old crone on the Dark Net (wherever that is)

pljones · Post by **pljones** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 6:36 pm

Your old hardware synth sounds better when you record it because the SNR is smaller.

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 6:49 pm

It's not that you're lacking in skills. It's your DAW that's no good.

camsr · Post by **camsr** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 7:04 pm

hibidy wrote:it's not the tools....it's the user

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 7:43 pm

Before forming a band with Stephen Stills, Graham Nash, and Neil Young, Bing Crosby invented the search engine.

Kriminal · Post by **Kriminal** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 7:52 pm

None of The Beatles were taller than Jesus.

Tricky-Loops · Post by **Tricky-Loops** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 8:01 pm

Camel Audio bought Apple to make apple strudel!

bibz1st · Post by **bibz1st** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 8:07 pm

Talking of Jesus, he gets a small payment every time someone buys a copy of reaper for his work on the Jesusonic fx

Tricky-Loops · Post by **Tricky-Loops** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 9:20 pm

Ableton is now called Appleton!

Kriminal · Post by **Kriminal** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 9:26 pm

The triangle was originally a hexagon

himalaya · Post by **himalaya** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 9:37 pm

The more music notes in your track the more notes in your bank account.

hibidy · Post by **hibidy** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 10:55 pm

himalaya wrote:The more music notes in your track the more notes in your bank account.

But it's so musical.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz3JhKXJDTM

Tricky-Loops · Post by **Tricky-Loops** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 10:59 pm

If you don't have long hair, you cannot play guitar!

hibidy · Post by **hibidy** » Wed Feb 25, 2015 11:05 pm

Twisted sister is a great band.

Let's spread some musical misinformation