KVR Audio

DSmolken · Post by **DSmolken** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 11:53 am

garryknight wrote:Synth programmers: keep your saws sharp. And your supersaws supersharp.

Lady Saw's real first name is Saw. Her parents named her after their favorite oscillator waveform.

DSmolken · Post by **DSmolken** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 11:53 am

garryknight wrote:Synth programmers: keep your saws sharp. And your supersaws supersharp.

Lady Saw's real first name is Saw. Her parents named her after their favorite oscillator waveform.

whyterabbyt · Post by **whyterabbyt** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 12:07 pm

Gary Numan is the son of Gary Oldman.

bibz1st · Post by **bibz1st** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 12:26 pm

John Foxx is a real fox

stanlea · Post by **stanlea** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 12:40 pm

DSmolken is a stammerer.

Gary Numan and Paul Newman were separate at birth but both became celebrities.

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 11:18 pm

If you use the Hive synth, your music always comes out in the key of B.

cryophonik · Post by **cryophonik** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 11:22 pm

garryknight wrote:If you use the Hive synth, your music always comes out in the key of B.

...but that buzzing sound gets really annoying after a while.

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 8:48 pm

cryophonik wrote:
garryknight wrote:If you use the Hive synth, your music always comes out in the key of B.
...but that buzzing sound gets really annoying after a while.

Unless you play it like Sting and get those honey tones.

Which reminds me. I wonder how many EDP Wasps you can get in a u-He Hive...

bibz1st · Post by **bibz1st** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 9:48 pm

Paradiddles are diddles that are less able bodied

Is that too non PC ?
Wasnt meant to offend anyone

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Thu Mar 19, 2015 3:16 pm

Miles Davis and Miley Cyrus are related. They're distance cousins.

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Thu Mar 19, 2015 6:28 pm

If it weren't for de-essers, harps would always play sharps.

pljones · Post by **pljones** » Thu Mar 19, 2015 7:40 pm

If it weren't for lager drinkers, harps would stay sharp - as it is, they're flat by the bottom of the glass.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Thu Mar 19, 2015 9:15 pm

pljones wrote:If it weren't for lager drinkers, harps would stay sharp - as it is, they're flat by the bottom of the glass.

bloody hell thats a blast from the past! whats next? 'follow the bear...'

DSmolken · Post by **DSmolken** » Fri Mar 20, 2015 9:59 am

garryknight wrote:Miles Davis and Miley Cyrus are related. They're distance cousins.

So are Ravi Shankar and Michael Schenker.

MFXxx · Post by **MFXxx** » Fri Mar 20, 2015 11:01 am

vurt wrote:
pljones wrote:If it weren't for lager drinkers, harps would stay sharp - as it is, they're flat by the bottom of the glass.
bloody hell thats a blast from the past! whats next? 'follow the bear...'

...and "I'll have a babycham"

Let's spread some musical misinformation