post-hoc argument; the belief that if you post the same assertion often enough it will constitute irrefutable proof of the assertion.

crackerwhacker; SWAT team on standby, monitoring posts, dispatched to interrogate potential warez users with a mixture of probing questions, reverse psychology and peer humiliation.

crackerwhackersmacker; Insists that forum member is innocent until proven guilty. Often posts guides as a replacement for the forum member's curiously non-existant manual. An attempt to shift guilt onto the crackerwhacker. Surprisingly low success rate.

SWUTMA - Someone Who Uses Too Many Acronyms

SWEATPANTS - Someone Dyslexic Who Uses Too Many Acronyms

SWINDBUTMAATAJWTF - Someone Who Is Not Dyslexic But Still Uses Too Many Acronyms And Takes A Joke Way Too Far.

LTRFTU - Long Time Reader, First Time Understander

Troogle - Believing that anything you can find via Google must be true

Burker - someone who reads but doesn't post, whilst covering most of their body and face

webutante - someone using a browser for the first time

celwebrity - someone who is known only to their on-line friends, but thinks that everyone else knows them

Regards,

Derek.

post dramatic stress syndrome - This happens when the original poster posts a question/topic so absurd (or perhaps so badly worded or badly intoned) that all the regulars go crazy insulting/mocking the OP, who initially steadfastly defends his words for several pages before melting down and leaving the forum while the thread goes on for 20 more pages of lunacy before the rest of the regulars even notice.

OMG PONIEZZZ!!

nucular fishin' -- the philosophical principle that demonstrates why "fish" must be considered the central nucleus of KVR lore.

emotibiguity -- confusion resulting from lack, or inappropriate use of, textual or graphical smilies.

Oom Lout -- a "churlish Dutch uncle;" in other words, a person who employs the heavy metal practice of arbitrarily adding the diaresis (¨) over a few vowels in his or her (hey, who am I kidding? his) nïcknäme.

sig-matized -- afflicted with the dreaded "I broke the KVR sig rules" graphic.

NotToBBCode -- imaginary tags in the style of BBCode, such as [joke="bad"] or [JohnnyCarson] We'll be right back! [/JohnnyCarson]. May be construed to include imaginary emoticons, such as :ibbies:.

dryma -- drama so wryly worded that it could go unnoticed. Certain lagomorphs are said to be adept at this.
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+1 for all and an extra +1 for "nucular fishin'"

I already coined:

pup socket -- the opposite of a sock puppet; that is, several people who post under the same login, pretending to be the same person. Sound unlikely? Au contraire: a group of Pakistani homeopaths used to try this on the Amazing Randi's forums but didn't get away with it.

also known as ' pulling an archie ' ...

I no longer need to wonder where Dennis Miller finds his obscure references

sigmata: When clicking on someone's sig leads to music so bad as to cause bleeding from the ears (and/or other orifices or appendages)

(And I fear I may have caused this a few times, sorry )

Web Ringo - Chinese Internet slang.
Web Gringo - A foreign Internet user in Mexico.

By the way, I'm not a Xenophobe.
Xenophobe - Someone who fears the wisdom of Buddhists.