SCUMTROUT - A word that perfectly describes the attributes of the person you're talking to.
It is neither offensive nor complimentary. It is simply a statement of fact.

Please note - It is very dangerous to describe someone as 'not being a Scumtrout' as this may to lead to a thread on the nature of existence.

Xenuphobe: Someone who fears the wisdom of...yeah, there's nowhere to go with that.

Uruk-Hi -- a troll or flame-baiter who, right from his "hello" post, behaves like a rabid orc. Employs weapons-grade ignorance in conjunction with severe delusions of adequacy, and enough baseless arrogance to choke a Nazgûl. Easy target; usually doesn't last long.

web-bot-ulism -- a disease of certain other forums, characterized by a surfeit of machine-generated spam. Fatal unless treated early and aggressively.

Rip Van Winkler -- a member who joined KVR way back in the earliest days but who, unaccountably, has just made his or her first post to the forums.

mod u later -- what a moderator must do if he hasn't got the time to mod you just now.

fanpoise - the ability to mention the merits of one's favorite [whatever] without abject frothing, hypermanic fits, delusions of vicarious grandeur or yippity chihuahuaism.

dis-texlic - the inability to make any comment without somehow disparaging one group of people or another. i dont do it, because im smarter than all you idiots.

gestapost: a self-righteous post that attempts to both curtail your freedom while simultaneously questioning some aspect of your national origin. Often happens to Germans and Americans.

gestaposter: one who does the above, often while you are sleeping.

Crap-rap-trap. Situation where if a poster dislikes a certain rap producer then all the producer's fanboyz immediately accuse the poster of racism.

Ha ha these are awesome. My favorite so far:

I'd like to see something that I could actually understand!