I really do miss the Old KvR-vst.com

mmmmeeeeeee tttooooooo

(to the tune of "Seasons in the Sun")

I miss that good old KVR.
I've been a lurker since the Vietnam War.
Together we learned how to freeze
Tracks in our DAWs and (if you please)
Battled o'er Macs and PCs.

Goodbye, you guys, I couldn't stand
The disappointment if I would get banned.
Now that the spam is in the air,
Newbie trolls are everywhere,
Think I'll die if I'm not there.

Oh, I loved KVR,
It felt like a biker bar,
But the tunes that I shared
Were the reason I despaired.

I miss the threads we used to post.
The funny, friendly ones: I miss them most.
And the flamewars. Then again,
Even trolls were witty then,
Unless maybe you were Ben.

Goodbye, my friends, it's hard to go
But I have been told firmly to "c.o.",
So I'd better sling my hook.
(Maybe I'll have time to look
Into Simon Cann's ebook!)

Oh, I loved KVR
When I dreamed I would go far,
But the dreams that I dreamt
HPC threads did pre-empt.

I miss those old guys most of all
Whose typing read like some illegible scrawl.
Without caps or punctuation,
Evlolution vs. Creation,
What a lovely situation.

Goodbye, Hyde Park, I've got to leave,
Though my old cohorts they will surely grieve,
It's time for me to do a flounce --
I might just come back on the bounce
With seven sock puppet accounts!

Oh, I loved KVR,
I was practic'ly a star,
But the stars we could dis
Couldn't write a song like this.

way to resurect an old thread!

I know. It was worth it to get that lyric out of my system.

so when do we record that one?

*SHUDDER*

You do it. I relinquish all claim to rights.

i can't sing to save my life!
let'S find a signer that misses the old KvR too

I can't miss it because I wasn't here, but that was an awesome lyric. I'd be honored to sing it, especially to the tune of Seasons in the Sun.

pHZ, long time no see, nice to see you are still around

im still around - just not very active these days

slainte rob

@Debra: Feel free. *bow* It is yours.

@Rob: Rehowdy. I do try to force a few improbable rhymes into every filk. That one was about as forced as they get.

I was looking at the 'KVRist? w*nk*er?' thread (thank goodness I'm KVRAF and my w*nk*r days are over..) and whyterabbit quoth about a 'quote of the day' thread - so I went looking for it. I didn't find it, but I found this (and I got a whole lot more!).

Nice to see you Rob, and Mephy - great lyrix

DSP