I'd like to be able to take a sample, say 4 bars, super stretch it out so it has a granular sound to it:

Then split that stretched sample in 4 different pieces spectrally, by EQ, filters, more granular, delays, etc:

Some split into chords, and recombined at different start/stop points.

Without being able to tell what the original sample was.

So I'm looking for some kind of VST mangler, but something that has is easy to use and intuitive. I've heard of audiomulch, but I'd like it better if there were already presets that I can stack on top of each other to get this effect, as I'd rather be making music then spending a few precious hours programming this effect.

Typically I'd use an audio editor for that kind of thing. That allows you to constantly experiment and do stuff like recursive editing which you couldn't do in realtime very easily (if at all).

One Thing that comes to mind is "paulstretch" for the extreme streching and sound mangling
look for this here http://hypermammut.sourceforge.net/paulstretch/

Reaktor User Library?

The Finger!

I love the free Smasher Not VST though, but a nice loop tool!

I use it time to time.

Have a good day

maybe granite?

http://www.kvraudio.com/product/granite-by-new-sonic-arts