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My wife is cheating on me.

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Postby brok landers; Sun Sep 26, 2010 12:54 pm

jupiter8, i know this thread is old, but seriously, this must be one of the best attemts of describing a problem, i've ever saw... love it... still recovering... :)
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Postby mr; Wed Oct 06, 2010 1:12 pm

Avoid cheating wifes... buy solid state amps.
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Postby surfingo; Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:00 pm

that's the most beautiful thread i have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby fleeming1; Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:04 am

Good one ! It's all about priorities. But i can understand you problem. :D
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Postby Fine-drops; Mon Feb 18, 2013 2:52 pm

OMG you had me going! thanks for the laugh gawd damn it hahahah :lol:
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Postby J.F.K. The Movement; Mon Apr 22, 2013 2:34 am

XD!! That was the best climax and resolution i have read in awhile! XD
Made my day!
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Postby PatchAdamz; Thu May 09, 2013 3:23 pm

My Wife for a Vintage Tube story... :)
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Postby ghettosynth; Thu May 09, 2013 3:33 pm

On a related note, how do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?

...When she fits into your wife's clothes!
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Postby faun2500; Thu Jun 27, 2013 12:02 am

jupiter8 wrote:I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as you would expect, travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things happening when I get home. Her mobile phone rings and she steps outside to answer it or she says, "I'll call you back later". When I ask her who called she gets evasive.

Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way. I once picked up the extension while she was on the phone and she got very angry.

A buddy of mine plays guitar in a band. He told me that my
wife and some guy have been to his gigs. He wanted to borrow my guitar amp.

That's when I got the idea to find out for myself what was really happening.
I said "Sure, you can use my amp but I want to hide behind it at the gig and see if she comes into the venue and who she comes in with".
He agreed.

Saturday night came and I slipped behind my vintage Marshall JMP MKII 50W half stack to get a good view.
I could feel the heat coming off the back of the amp.

It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I noticed that one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the other 3.

Is this something I can fix myself or do I need to take it to a technician?

Very Concerned

lol, brilliant.
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Postby oweng; Fri Sep 13, 2013 6:55 pm


but ...

you wife ...

did she show up - ?
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Postby psychoxkps; Thu Oct 31, 2013 3:44 pm

better joke i never heard!!!:DDD
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Postby PatchAdamz; Sun May 25, 2014 11:00 am Re: My wife is cheating on me.

jupiter8 wrote:Is this something I can fix myself or do I need to take it to a technician?

Very Concerned


Oh, and be sure to get that amp fixed also...
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Postby murnau; Sun May 25, 2014 11:11 am Re: My wife is cheating on me.

:lol: fantastic turn.
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Postby MaxSynths; Sun May 25, 2014 11:13 am Re: My wife is cheating on me.

Lol :hihi:
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Postby No_Use; Sun May 25, 2014 11:25 am Re: My wife is cheating on me.

Good one, thanks for the chuckles.

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