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Do you get boners at work?

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KVRAF
 
4410 posts since 16 Feb, 2005

Postby camsr; Fri Jun 20, 2014 12:20 am Do you get boners at work?

If you do, is it very difficult to get up and go to the bathroom? Would you wack off your boner in hiding to subdue it? Just curious.
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KVRAF
 
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Postby Mushy Mushy; Fri Jun 20, 2014 12:24 am Re: Do you get boners at work?

Dear o dear, what happened to KVR?!
"I was wondering if you'd like to try Magic Mushrooms"
"Oooh I dont know. Sounds a bit scary"
"It's not scary. You just lose a sense of who you are and all that sh!t"
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Postby macmurphy; Fri Jun 20, 2014 12:32 am Re: Do you get boners at work?

a new low. this is lamentable.
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KVRAF
 
4480 posts since 28 May, 2005, from Netherlands

Postby Nielzie; Fri Jun 20, 2014 12:43 am Re: Do you get boners at work?

Yes.
KVRAF
 
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Postby camsr; Fri Jun 20, 2014 12:49 am Re: Do you get boners at work?

I am hiding something with this thread, but it's not a boner.
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KVRian
 
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Postby mikusan; Fri Jun 20, 2014 1:04 am Re: Do you get boners at work?

We used to get a Christmas boners but now we just get a turkey...
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Postby Mushy Mushy; Fri Jun 20, 2014 1:05 am Re: Do you get boners at work?

camsr wrote:I am hiding something with this thread, but it's not a boner.

Dignity?
"I was wondering if you'd like to try Magic Mushrooms"
"Oooh I dont know. Sounds a bit scary"
"It's not scary. You just lose a sense of who you are and all that sh!t"
KVRAF
 
4410 posts since 16 Feb, 2005

Postby camsr; Fri Jun 20, 2014 1:10 am Re: Do you get boners at work?

Mushy Mushy wrote:
camsr wrote:I am hiding something with this thread, but it's not a boner.

Dignity?


OUCH!

It's a little bit more intellectual than dignity.

My ego is floating on a hotwire.
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KVRAF
 
5561 posts since 8 May, 2008, from ssssskipping ......... I left you there

Postby standalone; Fri Jun 20, 2014 2:21 am Re: Do you get boners at work?

From the reactions to this thread I understand that getting a bonner with a British co-worker must be considered a serious perversion.
"An Arrogant Instigator"
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KVRian
 
1480 posts since 15 Nov, 2006, from Hell

Postby Burillo; Fri Jun 20, 2014 2:29 am Re: Do you get boners at work?

cut it off. problem solved.
From Russia with love
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KVRian
 
823 posts since 8 Dec, 2003, from Birmingham-ish, UK (Tamworth, but shhh!)
   

Postby The_Hidden_Goose; Fri Jun 20, 2014 3:07 am Re: Do you get boners at work?

Occassionaly, but it's pretty easy to hide in my little corner.
I would just wait for it to subside though. If I had to "whack-off" every time I got a random boner, my right hand would be worn to the bone and I'd have one arm twice the size of the other.

I used to get them on the bus to work though - just before my stop. Spending the last 5 mins of a journey thinking "don't get a hard-on...don't get a hard-on....don't get a hard-on...." tends to end up in getting a hard-on, I've found.
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KVRAF
 
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Postby el-bo (formerly ebow); Fri Jun 20, 2014 3:33 am Re: Do you get boners at work?

mikusan wrote:We used to get a Christmas boners but now we just get a turkey...


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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KVRAF
 
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Postby GaryG; Fri Jun 20, 2014 4:05 am Re: Do you get boners at work?

()_()
(O.o)
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Postby vurt; Fri Jun 20, 2014 4:28 am Re: Do you get boners at work?

as a porn actor its required of me .
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