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highkoo · Post by **highkoo** » Fri Feb 27, 2015 3:59 am

Rasputin predicted Dubstep, and waffles.

Linux0s · Post by **Linux0s** » Fri Feb 27, 2015 4:21 am

Ask your doctor if Theremin™ is right for you.

Use only as directed. Side effects may include flailing arms, hand tremors, a distinct whistling in the ears, musical disorientation, euphoria and an uncontrollable urge to sing the Beach Boys song Good Vibrations. Do not drive a car or perform surgery while using Theremin™. Discontinue use of Theremin™ if you are pregnant or think you might be slightly pregnant. Theremin™ is not intended for plants, pets or guys named Phil. Unexpected results may occur when using Theremin™ in combination with equal temperament. Do not use if allergic to Theremin™.

Linux0s · Post by **Linux0s** » Fri Feb 27, 2015 4:50 am

Acoustic pianos have a spit valve, it's just rare to see a pianist get so worked up to use it.

Linux0s · Post by **Linux0s** » Fri Feb 27, 2015 4:53 am

Accidentals are all the notes you played by mistake.

cryophonik · Post by **cryophonik** » Fri Feb 27, 2015 5:23 am

Musicians who wear spandex and/or capes are 72% less likely to have their music pirated.

hibidy · Post by **hibidy** » Fri Feb 27, 2015 6:58 am

Linux0s wrote:Accidentals are all the notes you played by mistake.

camsr · Post by **camsr** » Fri Feb 27, 2015 3:28 pm

cryophonik wrote:Musicians who wear spandex and/or capes are 72% less likely to have their music pirated.

Whereas record label executives who wear spandex and/or capes are 72% more likely to have their catalog and/or underwear pirated.

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Fri Feb 27, 2015 8:23 pm

Zack and Miri made a Pono long before it was even a twinkle in Neil Young's eye.

Cinemascore · Post by **Cinemascore** » Fri Feb 27, 2015 9:15 pm

A little known law exists here is Hollywood that if a composer of film, game or TV who gets that full time gig and becomes financially successful, gets a literal free pass to illegally share any and all sample libraries and related music software that he/she pleases with other financially successful composers, even though they now could easily afford anything of that sort that they could ever desire.

bibz1st · Post by **bibz1st** » Fri Feb 27, 2015 9:37 pm

When New Orders Ian curtis killed himself the rest of the band carried on but changed their name to Joy Division

MFXxx · Post by **MFXxx** » Fri Feb 27, 2015 9:41 pm

Drummers can write songs.

rustman · Post by **rustman** » Fri Feb 27, 2015 10:26 pm

Buck Dharma originally wrote a song called "Don't Fear the Reamer" that was inspired by his ex-wife. When the song tanked, BOC later reworked it into the timeless "Don't Fear the Reaper", which was also inspired by his ex-wife.

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Fri Feb 27, 2015 10:58 pm

Benjamin Brittain conducted more orchestras than you can shake a stick at.

hibidy · Post by **hibidy** » Fri Feb 27, 2015 11:08 pm

baroque players have to busk to eat.

Sparky77 · Post by **Sparky77** » Fri Feb 27, 2015 11:18 pm

highkoo wrote:Rasputin predicted Dubstep, and waffles.

And long beards!

Let's spread some musical misinformation