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highkoo · Post by **highkoo** » Wed Mar 04, 2015 11:21 pm

Jace-BeOS wrote:
Codestation wrote:
highkoo wrote:A cello bow made with bear penis sinew multiplies the notes by the square root of magenta.
What the flying f**k? That is so surreal I can't even... I'm... I'm in f**king awe actually.
Step back, breathe deeply, and count to potato. All will be fine.

Funny you should mention potatoes....

If you play E# on a left-handed Bassoon and aim it right at the hypotenuse of a potato, the french-fries made of that potato will refract light.

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 6:38 am

Tony Maserati's magic hats were developed by waves. Without them, he's useless.

bibz1st · Post by **bibz1st** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 10:22 am

Whelks can sing in perfect pitch

trimph1 · Post by **trimph1** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 3:12 pm

Cellists have trouble coming into houses.

They can't find the key and they don't know when to come in...

Deep Purple · Post by **Deep Purple** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 3:38 pm

Neil Armstrong was a guest musician on David Bowie's 'Space Oddity', where he played the Stylophone.

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 3:48 pm

trimph1 wrote:Cellists have trouble coming into houses.

They can't find the key and they don't know when to come in...

thecontrolcentre · Post by **thecontrolcentre** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 3:55 pm

Frank Zappa used to grow moustache's for Freddie Mercury ...

ludwig · Post by **ludwig** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 4:39 pm

Skrillex invented dubsteb by accident when he tried to revers engineer Cher's autotuned vocals on a keytar connected to a Casio VL-Tone VL-1 running on flat batteries.

Deep Purple · Post by **Deep Purple** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 5:22 pm

Kiss don't wear stage makeup - they all have a very rare form of vitiligo that they cover with makeup when they're not on stage.

stanlea · Post by **stanlea** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:22 pm

Deep Purple members were all former US presidents.

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:50 pm

In the early days, John Lennon and Paul McCartney were a duo known as The Beatless.

hersoot · Post by **hersoot** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:54 pm

Uncle Sam taught his nephew, Jerry, how to sing.

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Thu Mar 05, 2015 9:30 pm

The Metronome was invented by a Gnome on the Metro.

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 4:01 pm

Simon and Garfunkel are, in real life, a cat and a mouse who lip-sync to a couple of session singers.

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Fri Mar 06, 2015 4:03 pm

Wondering why Sylenth1 has such a distinctive sound? It was Simon and Garfunkel who programmed the sound of Sylenth.

Let's spread some musical misinformation