Your Favorite Musician Joke ?

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How do you end up with a million dollars as a musician ?


You start with two :scared: :lol:
Sound C loud
Band C amp
Clicks and pops is all I get

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A drummer goes into a music store to buy a guitar.

The guy behind the counter says "Sorry, we don't have any guitars"

The drummer says "Why not?"

The guys says "Because this is a Chinese restaurant"
Sweet child in time...

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How do you know when there a drummer at your front door?

The knocking keeps slowing down and speeding up.
Sweet child in time...

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How do you get a guitar play to turn-down his amp ?

put sheet music in front of him

:=)
expert only on what it feels like to be me
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What's the difference between a puppy and a singer-songwriter?

Eventually, the puppy stops whining.

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(Only funny if you know your '80s Oldies)

What's more disgusting than grease on Olivia Newton-John?



Come on Eileen

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"I could play Stairway To Heaven when I was 12. Jimmy Page didn't actually write it until he was 22."
- Vim Fuego in Bad News Tour

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A fairy rich guy phones his friend - jazz musician:
-congratulation on your first CD release, I've even bought one CD
-oh, it was you!

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A father bought bass lessons for his son.
After the 1st week the father asked him what he had learned. The son said "In my 1st lesson I learned about the E string."
After the 2nd week, the father asked again. The son said "In my 2nd lesson I learned about the A string."
After the 3rd week, the father said "You know these are expensive lessons. What have you learned this week?"
The son said "I quit the lessons, I already got a gig."

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What do you call a drummer with a girlfriend?

A guitarist.
Reverbnation
see ya 'round...

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So a drummer, a DJ and a "producer" walk into a bar......


Oh wait....you said Musician Joke.....

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Its a corny guitar joke so be warned .....
1Guitar player breaks a string and the other 2nd guitar player goes here and points at the headstocke of his guitar ( takamine ) and says here take a mine ....

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Killing Joke :)
Anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

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A visitor to the Zentralfriedhof happened to go into a basement room in one of the buildings and saw a short man feverishly writing musical notes on a blackboard and then immediately erasing them. The visitor asked: "Who are you?" The short man replied: "Ludwig van Beethoven." The visitor: "What are you doing?" The short man: "Decomposing."

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