Your Favorite Musician Joke ?
- KVRian
- 1325 posts since 17 Aug, 2012 from Old Zealand
How do you end up with a million dollars as a musician ?
You start with two
You start with two
- KVRian
- 1100 posts since 9 Jan, 2015 from NY, NY
A drummer goes into a music store to buy a guitar.
The guy behind the counter says "Sorry, we don't have any guitars"
The drummer says "Why not?"
The guys says "Because this is a Chinese restaurant"
The guy behind the counter says "Sorry, we don't have any guitars"
The drummer says "Why not?"
The guys says "Because this is a Chinese restaurant"
Sweet child in time...
- KVRian
- 1100 posts since 9 Jan, 2015 from NY, NY
How do you know when there a drummer at your front door?
The knocking keeps slowing down and speeding up.
The knocking keeps slowing down and speeding up.
Sweet child in time...
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- KVRAF
- 2546 posts since 13 Mar, 2004
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Mister Natural Mister Natural https://www.kvraudio.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=164174
- KVRAF
- Topic Starter
- 2824 posts since 28 Oct, 2007 from michigan
How do you get a guitar play to turn-down his amp ?
put sheet music in front of him
:=)
put sheet music in front of him
:=)
expert only on what it feels like to be me
https://soundcloud.com/mrnatural-1/tracks
https://soundcloud.com/mrnatural-1/tracks
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- KVRAF
- 1529 posts since 17 Sep, 2002
What's the difference between a puppy and a singer-songwriter?
Eventually, the puppy stops whining.
Eventually, the puppy stops whining.
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- KVRer
- 26 posts since 23 Nov, 2011 from Washington DC
(Only funny if you know your '80s Oldies)
What's more disgusting than grease on Olivia Newton-John?
Come on Eileen
What's more disgusting than grease on Olivia Newton-John?
Come on Eileen
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- KVRian
- 1158 posts since 6 Jan, 2015 from London, England
"I could play Stairway To Heaven when I was 12. Jimmy Page didn't actually write it until he was 22."
- Vim Fuego in Bad News Tour
- Vim Fuego in Bad News Tour
- KVRAF
- 7315 posts since 9 Jan, 2003 from Saint Louis MO
A father bought bass lessons for his son.
After the 1st week the father asked him what he had learned. The son said "In my 1st lesson I learned about the E string."
After the 2nd week, the father asked again. The son said "In my 2nd lesson I learned about the A string."
After the 3rd week, the father said "You know these are expensive lessons. What have you learned this week?"
The son said "I quit the lessons, I already got a gig."
After the 1st week the father asked him what he had learned. The son said "In my 1st lesson I learned about the E string."
After the 2nd week, the father asked again. The son said "In my 2nd lesson I learned about the A string."
After the 3rd week, the father said "You know these are expensive lessons. What have you learned this week?"
The son said "I quit the lessons, I already got a gig."
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- KVRian
- 602 posts since 29 Feb, 2004 from Toronto
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jacqueslacouth jacqueslacouth https://www.kvraudio.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=48379
- KVRian
- 1149 posts since 18 Nov, 2004
So a drummer, a DJ and a "producer" walk into a bar......
Oh wait....you said Musician Joke.....
Oh wait....you said Musician Joke.....
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- KVRAF
- 3043 posts since 4 Jan, 2005
Its a corny guitar joke so be warned .....
1Guitar player breaks a string and the other 2nd guitar player goes here and points at the headstocke of his guitar ( takamine ) and says here take a mine ....
1Guitar player breaks a string and the other 2nd guitar player goes here and points at the headstocke of his guitar ( takamine ) and says here take a mine ....
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- KVRian
- 589 posts since 7 Oct, 2005
A visitor to the Zentralfriedhof happened to go into a basement room in one of the buildings and saw a short man feverishly writing musical notes on a blackboard and then immediately erasing them. The visitor asked: "Who are you?" The short man replied: "Ludwig van Beethoven." The visitor: "What are you doing?" The short man: "Decomposing."