KVR Audio

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Sun Apr 26, 2015 10:11 am

It's not advisable to put your tracks on Spotify. After upload, the technologically advanced bit processing algorithm makes them come out all spotty.

DSmolken · Post by **DSmolken** » Mon Apr 27, 2015 3:44 pm

camsr · Post by **camsr** » Tue Apr 28, 2015 1:21 am

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 12:21 am

Composer Philip Glass is played with a wet finger.

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Fri May 01, 2015 5:22 pm

I was playing the theme to The Terminator the other day and a friend of mine mentioned that Arnold Schwarzenegger had terminated his contract after the first movie and since then had been replaced by a lookalike called Alby Beck. Sounded familiar somehow...

DSmolken · Post by **DSmolken** » Fri May 01, 2015 7:59 pm

garryknight wrote:Composer Philip Glass is played with a wet finger.

Haha. John Cage has also appeared in this thread. What other 20th century composers do we need? Schoenberg?

Also...

t3toooo · Post by **t3toooo** » Fri May 01, 2015 10:13 pm

Philip Glass is a well known optician.

stanlea · Post by **stanlea** » Sat May 02, 2015 9:26 pm

10 print "Philip Glass also wrote repetitive music."
20 goto 10

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Sat May 02, 2015 10:00 pm

Philip Glass is a half-full kind of guy.

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Wed May 06, 2015 8:48 pm

Cytomic's The Glue is the best compressor because it produces lossless zip files.

kryptonaut · Post by **kryptonaut** » Thu May 07, 2015 1:15 pm

Philip Glass is the love-child of Malcolm Muggeridge and Tracy Beaker

bibz1st · Post by **bibz1st** » Thu May 07, 2015 2:28 pm

Phillip Glass ran the London marathon before collapsing on the ground, shattered....blah blah blah

DSmolken · Post by **DSmolken** » Thu May 07, 2015 4:47 pm

bibz1st wrote:Phillip Glass ran the London marathon before collapsing on the ground, shattered....blah blah blah

And not even Cytomic's The Glue compressor could put the shattered Glass together again.

bibz1st · Post by **bibz1st** » Thu May 07, 2015 6:10 pm

The Drop was too much

ras.s · Post by **ras.s** » Thu May 07, 2015 6:23 pm

When you're out there producing your music, you know you've run out of headroom when you can't get in to a regular size car because of the size of your hat.

Let's spread some musical misinformation