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e@rs
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3527 posts since 15 Dec, 2011, from Bucharest, Romania

Postby e@rs; Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:14 am Re: I'm drunk, who wants a compliment?

Valhalla reverbs. :wink:
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Hink
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26922 posts since 5 Sep, 2003, from Downeast Maine

Postby Hink; Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:25 pm Re: I'm drunk, who wants a compliment?

camsr wrote:
ghettosynth wrote:Here's the thing though, drinking has three distinct phases for me: the dull zone, the fun zone, and the sick zone.


Three distinct phases of drinking that commonly occur here:
The burp zone
The fart zone
The piss zone

It's good to still have a liver that works, IDK what I'd do without one.

Where's my complement? :hug:


I use to have a boss who said beer did three things, make him piss, fart and stagger
got any good fish stories? Let minnow
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Postby ghettosynth; Thu Jul 12, 2018 1:27 pm Re: I'm drunk, who wants a compliment?

camsr wrote:
ghettosynth wrote:Here's the thing though, drinking has three distinct phases for me: the dull zone, the fun zone, and the sick zone.


Three distinct phases of drinking that commonly occur here:
The burp zone
The fart zone
The piss zone

It's good to still have a liver that works, IDK what I'd do without one.

Where's my complement? :hug:


You missed the window, I'm afraid. You'll have to wait until I'm drunk again. Could be tomorrow, could be months from now.
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e@rs
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3527 posts since 15 Dec, 2011, from Bucharest, Romania

Postby e@rs; Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:53 pm Re: I'm drunk, who wants a compliment?

ghettosynth wrote:
camsr wrote:
ghettosynth wrote:Where's my complement? :hug:


You missed the window, I'm afraid. You'll have to wait until I'm drunk again. Could be tomorrow, could be months from now.

Damn, I was also expecting some nice fake compliments about those Valhallas... :(

GET DRUNK SOON!!! :pray:
camsr
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6820 posts since 16 Feb, 2005

Postby camsr; Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:20 am Re: I'm drunk, who wants a compliment?

Hink wrote:I use to have a boss who said beer did three things, make him piss, fart and stagger


I heard liquor does it quicker. I drink mostly whiskey and scotch in addition to beer, I even bought a bottle of that 2049 black label (I'm just waiting for it to mature in 2061)
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Postby Bombadil; Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:24 am Re: I'm drunk, who wants a compliment?

Cannot remember the last time I got drunk on beer. I live in an area where the local stuff is good and inexpensive. Last time I bought a 500mL bottle it was under a €.
“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”


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vurt
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35642 posts since 25 Jan, 2003, from through the looking glass

Postby vurt; Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:34 am Re: I'm drunk, who wants a compliment?

camsr wrote:
Hink wrote:I use to have a boss who said beer did three things, make him piss, fart and stagger


I heard liquor does it quicker. I drink mostly whiskey and scotch in addition to beer, I even bought a bottle of that 2049 black label (I'm just waiting for it to mature in 2061)


the ferryman.

public bar and gambling
established 1905.

liquor in front.
poker in rear.
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vurt
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35642 posts since 25 Jan, 2003, from through the looking glass

Postby vurt; Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:40 am Re: I'm drunk, who wants a compliment?

Bombadil wrote:Cannot remember the last time I got drunk on beer. I live in an area where the local stuff is good and inexpensive. Last time I bought a 500mL bottle it was under a €.



tbh, i don't really drink anymore.
aside from all the meds that alcohol doesn't mix well with, when i would go out regularly, as in maybe once or twice in a fortnight, i was getting to a point where with a taxi home, a night out could easily be over 80 quid.
a good night out(one you don't remember, till you see your friends and they just laugh) double that :o
not necessarily all spent on myself, but joining in rounds with friends.

in my late teens i once woke up in a field in a different country to the one i went out drinking in.
can anyone beat that? :hihi:
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Hink
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26922 posts since 5 Sep, 2003, from Downeast Maine

Postby Hink; Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:46 am Re: I'm drunk, who wants a compliment?

camsr wrote:
Hink wrote:I use to have a boss who said beer did three things, make him piss, fart and stagger


I heard liquor does it quicker.


yes you're right but that is also from the song suicide solution (ozzy) and I didn't want to give gs the wrong idea about what I was saying :oops:
got any good fish stories? Let minnow
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6820 posts since 16 Feb, 2005

Postby camsr; Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:48 am Re: I'm drunk, who wants a compliment?

I once got drunk on a plane, except it never happened I only imagined it while listening to that song
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vurt
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35642 posts since 25 Jan, 2003, from through the looking glass

Postby vurt; Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:50 am Re: I'm drunk, who wants a compliment?

camsr wrote:I once got drunk on a plane, except it never happened I only imagined it while listening to that song



ive never been drunk on a plane.
been off my tits on shrooms on a few flights back from amsterdam though.
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donkey tugger
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4490 posts since 14 Mar, 2002, from the grimness of yorkshire

Postby donkey tugger; Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:50 am Re: I'm drunk, who wants a compliment?

vurt wrote:
in my late teens i once woke up in a field in a different country to the one i went out drinking in.
can anyone beat that? :hihi:


I shit the bed once.
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vurt
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35642 posts since 25 Jan, 2003, from through the looking glass

Postby vurt; Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:53 am Re: I'm drunk, who wants a compliment?

donkey tugger wrote:
vurt wrote:
in my late teens i once woke up in a field in a different country to the one i went out drinking in.
can anyone beat that? :hihi:


I shit the bed once.



you win!
camsr
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6820 posts since 16 Feb, 2005

Postby camsr; Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:01 am Re: I'm drunk, who wants a compliment?

donkey tugger wrote:
vurt wrote:
in my late teens i once woke up in a field in a different country to the one i went out drinking in.
can anyone beat that? :hihi:


I shit the bed once.


Can't wait to hear what happened to the donkey.......



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