“He’s grown greedier over the years. Before he only wanted my money; now he wants my love as well. Well, he came to the wrong house – and he came twice. I shall see that he does not come a third time.”

What can one say about someone one has not much of an idea about, except that he or she seems to stand alone, perhaps afraid of cooties or etheric disturbances, with an impromptu attitude that seems to server standalone well.

Well there, I've said it!

I wash my hands every half an hour. Something that I did as a child, maybe.

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No movie then.

"Do you know how to use that thing?"

"Yes. The pointy end goes into the other man. "

- Mask of Zorro

"So now I'm in deep trouble. I mean, one more jolt of this death ray and I'm an epitaph. Somehow I manage to find cover and what does Baron von Ruthless do?"

"He starts monologuing."

"He starts monologuing! He starts like, this prepared speech about how *feeble* I am compared to him, how *inevitable* my defeat is, how *the world* *will soon* *be his*, yadda yadda yadda. "

also

"No capes!"

- The Incredibles


Voila, the ZF-1. [activates a ZF-1 and holds it] It's light; handle's adjustable for easy carrying; good for righties and lefties; breaks down into four parts; undetectable by X-ray; ideal for quick discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger; 3000-round clip with bursts of 3 to 300. With the replay button, another Zorg invention, it's even easier. One shot... and replay sends every following shot to the same location. And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies but goodies. Rocket launcher... arrow launcher with exploding or poisonous gas heads, very practical... our famous net launcher... the always-efficient flamethrower, my favorite... and for the grand finale, the all-new 'Ice-cube System'.

- The Fifth Element

My faves:
'We've got rats in the cella, Blanche....Big Ones' - Whatever happened to Baby Jane
'Dinner is promptly at six p.m. Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup'=High Anxiety

'Stay close to the candles...The staircase can be quite treacherous' =Young Frankenstein

'There are some DANGEROUSLY sick people around here..' =High Anxiety

This pretty much sums up how I feel right now, even though it's not from a movie:
' I DON'T WANT MORE CHOICES, I JUST WANT NICER THINGS.= Edina Monsoon, Absolutely Fabulous.

And another:
Why, oh why, do we pay taxes, hmmm? I mean, just to have bloody parking restrictions- and BUGGERY-UGLY traffic wardens, and BOLLOCKY-pedestrian-BLOODY-crossings?... and those BASTARD railings outside shops windows, making it so difficult, so you can't even get in them! I mean, I know they're there to stop stupid people running into the street and killing themselves! But we're not all stupid! We don't all need nurse-maiding. I mean, why not just have a Stupidity Tax? Just tax the stupid people!

Amen.....

From Weeds:
Pilar: Do you know why I've never had children?
Nancy: Because you'd eat them and children are super fattening?

From Carrie:
"I should've killed myself when he put it in me. After the first time, before we were married, Ralph promised never again. He promised, and I believed him. But sin never dies. Sin never dies. At first, it was all right. We lived sinlessly. We slept in the same bed, but we never did it. And then, that night, I saw him looking down at me that way. We got down on our knees to pray for strength. I smelled the whiskey on his breath. Then he took me. He took me, with the stink of filthy roadhouse whiskey on his breath, and I liked it. I liked it! With all that dirty touching of his hands all over me. I should've given you to God when you were born, but I was weak and backsliding, and now the devil has come home. We'll pray."

And my favorite:
First comes the blood, then comes the boys, sniffing and slobbering, like a pack of dogs wanting to know where that smell's coming from."

I would REALLY like to know what Brian De Palma thought when he read this script. Don't get me wrong, Carrie is one of my favorite movies ever, but on page this must of seemed a bit much. Piper Laurie certainly pulled it off..

Old thread revival.


I always though Bill Paxton's line were funny in Aliens:

Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No. Have you?

my favorite:

Ripley: Hudson! This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training.
[to Newt]
Ripley: Right?
[Newt apes a salute]
Hudson: Why don't you put her in charge?

Happiness is doubled when shared with others.