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Worst-targetted spam evar....
Quote: Hello My name is Engr. Frank Thabi, I work with the National Oil Company of Equatorial Guinea also known as GEPetrol. I will officially guide you on how to obtain a crude oil sales license with GEPetrol. This crude oil sales license gives the beneficiary the mandate to sell GEPetrol ALBA crude oil to any part of the world and the license attracts a host commission of $3 per barrel sold. This means that GEPetrol will be paying you a total commission of $3 per each barrel sold under your license as the license operator. This crude oil sales license has a capacity of one million barrels of crude oil per month, this means that at the end of every sales transaction monthly, you are entitled to receive a total commission of $3MUSD from GEPetrol. I will give you details on how this works as soon as I confirm your understanding. We shall proceed as soon as I hear from you. Thanks Frank Thabi (my emphasis) ---- To laymen, software development is something akin to wizardry. Neither time, nor effort are involved. If software is missing features they want, or has bugs, it is solely because someone has been too lazy to wave their magic wand. |
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So what are you waiting for? Sounds legit.... |
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koolkeys wrote: So what are you waiting for? Sounds legit....
mainly its because im not quite sure where to buy a million empty barrels... ---- To laymen, software development is something akin to wizardry. Neither time, nor effort are involved. If software is missing features they want, or has bugs, it is solely because someone has been too lazy to wave their magic wand. |
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whyterabbyt wrote: koolkeys wrote: So what are you waiting for? Sounds legit....
mainly its because im not quite sure where to buy a million empty barrels... |
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koolkeys wrote: whyterabbyt wrote: koolkeys wrote: So what are you waiting for? Sounds legit....
mainly its because im not quite sure where to buy a million empty barrels... i need a truck as well?  ---- To laymen, software development is something akin to wizardry. Neither time, nor effort are involved. If software is missing features they want, or has bugs, it is solely because someone has been too lazy to wave their magic wand. |
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I called my supplier just now and asked him what stock he had, and it looks like I can get you 4 barrels, two of them without any holes. So if you can find the rest, I'll go ahead and tell him you're interested.
Oh, and he said you can borrow his station wagon for now. But you gotta put gas in it. |
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whyterabbyt wrote: koolkeys wrote: So what are you waiting for? Sounds legit....
mainly its because im not quite sure where to buy a million empty barrels... er... glasgow, behind pubs. im sure beer barrels are ok? ---- look for the true freak label. do not!feed the vampyr. chemically-enhanced-djinnetically-engineered-bio-divurtisy |
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you need to re-weld all those BBQ's back together.... |
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whyterabbyt wrote: koolkeys wrote: whyterabbyt wrote: koolkeys wrote: So what are you waiting for? Sounds legit....
mainly its because im not quite sure where to buy a million empty barrels... i need a truck as well?  ---- Barry The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran http://www.ambientonline.org/ |
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whyterabbyt wrote: koolkeys wrote: So what are you waiting for? Sounds legit....
mainly its because im not quite sure where to buy a million empty barrels... I have two that you could have.  ---- "Be excellent to each other." Dax IX (Music) | Ambient Online Cubase 7, A Few VSTi, Win8 Pro 64, AMD FX-6100, 32GB RAM, 3.25TB total HDD, SSD |
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That's very messy if you have to do it out of the trunk of your car.... |
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For a second I thought the title was meant as Galactica-slang 
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I can get you lots of barrels - cheap.
They have a bit of toxic waste in 'em, but other than that ... ---- Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels. http://soundcloud.com/dan-ling |
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vurt wrote: whyterabbyt wrote: koolkeys wrote: So what are you waiting for? Sounds legit....
mainly its because im not quite sure where to buy a million empty barrels... er... glasgow, behind pubs. im sure beer barrels are ok? Glasgow? I don't think you needed to pluralize the word pub there. |
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