KVR Audio

DSmolken · Post by **DSmolken** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 1:21 pm

The chorus effect was invented in ancient Egypt, which is why it's named after their god Horus.

The_Hidden_Goose · Post by **The_Hidden_Goose** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 1:47 pm

A flanger is made by planing a notch into the sound all the way round its rim so it slots neatly flush into another sound. Gaskets are sometimes required.

sjm · Post by **sjm** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 1:51 pm

Reverb is when you take an action and do it again.

Sendy · Post by **Sendy** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 2:10 pm

Delay is... hang on a minute....

sbj · Post by **sbj** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 2:18 pm

You only need to know two shortcuts.

Control C....Control V

Instant hit

The_Hidden_Goose · Post by **The_Hidden_Goose** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 2:22 pm

If you hold Middle-C to your ear, you can hear the ocean

farlukar · Post by **farlukar** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 2:26 pm

A noise gate has a heavy door in it with sound absorbing material on both sides.

farlukar · Post by **farlukar** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 2:29 pm

A bass trap is like a bear trap, but for catching bass players.

xamido · Post by **xamido** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 2:30 pm

432 Hz is the better tuning.

cron · Post by **cron** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 2:40 pm

B-movie queen Shannon Tweed accidentally discovered the Nyquist-Shannon theorem due to a mistake she made while filming her cameo appearance in Married With Children.

Arglebargle · Post by **Arglebargle** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 2:51 pm

Camel Audio was bought by Apple.

Mushy Mushy · Post by **Mushy Mushy** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 2:53 pm

DSmolken wrote:The chorus effect was invented in ancient Egypt, which is why it's named after their god Horus.

This is actually a fact. IM say so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7BQVjN5WxU

foosnark · Post by **foosnark** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 2:57 pm

Analog is better than digital because the bits are round, not square.

Mushy Mushy · Post by **Mushy Mushy** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 2:59 pm

foosnark wrote:Analog is better than digital because the bits are round, not square.

That's true because Ozric Tentacles say so:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=P ... 3EAA597CBF

The_Hidden_Goose · Post by **The_Hidden_Goose** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 3:05 pm

If you play a lot of notes and then die before finishing the song, your offspring will collate them into a slightly less good song than the one you were going for.

Let's spread some musical misinformation