Your Favorite Musician Joke ?
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- KVRAF
- Topic Starter
- 2824 posts since 28 Oct, 2007 from michigan
we need more humor around here - my fave is :
"what do you call a drummer without a girlfriend ?"
"homeless"
peace
"what do you call a drummer without a girlfriend ?"
"homeless"
peace
expert only on what it feels like to be me
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- KVRAF
- 6285 posts since 18 Jul, 2008 from New York
What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
You only have to punch the information into a drum machine once.
You only have to punch the information into a drum machine once.
- KVRAF
- 2697 posts since 3 Aug, 2003 from Narnia
The difference between a guitarist and a pizza...
A pizza can feed a family of four.
The difference between a terrorist and a hammond player...
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
A pizza can feed a family of four.
The difference between a terrorist and a hammond player...
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
- KVRAF
- 1986 posts since 29 Apr, 2010 from NYC
- KVRAF
- 10169 posts since 7 Sep, 2006 from Roseville, CA
I thought this was supposed to be a thread for musician jokes. So,what's with all the drummer jokes?
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- KVRian
- 541 posts since 15 Jun, 2011 from Betwixt or between
How do you get a keyboard player away from your front door?
Pay for the pizza.
Pay for the pizza.
Music can no longer soothe the worried thoughts of monarchs; it can only tell you when it's time to buy margarine or copulate. -xoxos
Discontinue use if rash or irritation develops.
Discontinue use if rash or irritation develops.
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- KVRAF
- 2190 posts since 25 Dec, 2005
Yes,a drummer is not a musician.
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- KVRAF
- 2697 posts since 3 Aug, 2003 from Narnia
How many keyboard players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four... One to change the bulb, and three to decide how Jordan Rudess would have done it.
Four... One to change the bulb, and three to decide how Jordan Rudess would have done it.
- KVRAF
- 2545 posts since 15 Jan, 2013 from L'Écosse
I have one about a musician crossing the road, but it would be totally inappropriate for the chicken.
- KVRAF
- 8179 posts since 22 Sep, 2008 from Windsor. UK
B'dum tisshhhhhhcryophonik wrote:I thought this was supposed to be a thread for musician jokes. So,what's with all the drummer jokes?
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- KVRian
- 1100 posts since 9 Jan, 2015 from NY, NY
Some schoolkids were touring the stage before a heavy metal band's gig, and after they had gone the rest of the band found the bass player punching a small girl repeatedly.
They ran over and held him back. "What the hell are you doing?" asked the singer.
"This little shit just detuned one of the strings on my bass!"
"That's no reason to punch her!!!" said the guitarist.
"Yes it is - she hasn't told me which one yet!"
They ran over and held him back. "What the hell are you doing?" asked the singer.
"This little shit just detuned one of the strings on my bass!"
"That's no reason to punch her!!!" said the guitarist.
"Yes it is - she hasn't told me which one yet!"
Sweet child in time...
- KVRAF
- 10169 posts since 7 Sep, 2006 from Roseville, CA
Jordan Rudess wouldn't try to change the lightbulb. He'd just go overboard describing how awesome it is, then collect his paycheck and go home.Andywanders wrote:How many keyboard players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four... One to change the bulb, and three to decide how Jordan Rudess would have done it.
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- KVRAF
- 1836 posts since 29 Mar, 2013
Not quite about musicians but...
whats better than a daffodil on your piano?????
tulips on your organ
whats better than a daffodil on your piano?????
tulips on your organ
Beauty is only skin deep,
Ugliness, however, goes right the way through
Ugliness, however, goes right the way through