Your Favorite Musician Joke ?

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we need more humor around here - my fave is :

"what do you call a drummer without a girlfriend ?"

"homeless"

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they have a machine to do that now.

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What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

You only have to punch the information into a drum machine once. :o

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The difference between a guitarist and a pizza...

A pizza can feed a family of four.


The difference between a terrorist and a hammond player...

You can negotiate with a terrorist.


:)

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No band limits, aliasing is the noise of freedom!

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what does a stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work?

drop him off at band practice.
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I thought this was supposed to be a thread for musician jokes. So,what's with all the drummer jokes?
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How do you get a keyboard player away from your front door?
Pay for the pizza.
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Yes,a drummer is not a musician.
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How many keyboard players does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four... One to change the bulb, and three to decide how Jordan Rudess would have done it.

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I have one about a musician crossing the road, but it would be totally inappropriate for the chicken.

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cryophonik wrote:I thought this was supposed to be a thread for musician jokes. So,what's with all the drummer jokes?
B'dum tisshhhhhh

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Some schoolkids were touring the stage before a heavy metal band's gig, and after they had gone the rest of the band found the bass player punching a small girl repeatedly.

They ran over and held him back. "What the hell are you doing?" asked the singer.

"This little shit just detuned one of the strings on my bass!"

"That's no reason to punch her!!!" said the guitarist.

"Yes it is - she hasn't told me which one yet!"
Sweet child in time...

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Andywanders wrote:How many keyboard players does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four... One to change the bulb, and three to decide how Jordan Rudess would have done it.

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Jordan Rudess wouldn't try to change the lightbulb. He'd just go overboard describing how awesome it is, then collect his paycheck and go home.
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Not quite about musicians but...
whats better than a daffodil on your piano?????








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Ugliness, however, goes right the way through

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