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Product Klüsterjunkk
Developer pornofonic Instruments
Price (MSRP) $39.00
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 2.0  - Released
System Requirements
Kontakt version 5.2.2 or later. Will not work with the free Kontakt player.
 2.0  - Released
System Requirements
Kontakt version 5.2.2 or later. Will not work with the free Kontakt player.
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Klüsterjunkk: 11 noise/rattle/clatter percussion instruments

Scratches, thumps, slaps and scrapes on springs, chains, jugs, tubs, bits, bottles, buckets, tubes, plastics, pots, prongs, and pebbles. An essential collection of noisy instruments designed to add dirt and interest to your tracks—played solo or stacked on top of your existing drum kits.

The idea behind this collection was "controlled noise": busy textures, resonating tones, rough, ever-changing rattles and clatter, all made controllable and playable. It's the African bone rattle, Turkish hand cymbals, and Balinese Gamelan reimagined and reinvented using discarded junk from the consumer economy.


  • 1,608 individual stereo percussion samples;
  • Lossless compressed 24-bit/48kHz files;
  • 11 Kontakt patches;
  • Up to 33 individual articulations per patch;
  • 6 round-robin layers;
  • 88 instrument snapshots;
  • 120 custom convolution impulse responses;
  • Fast loading and low CPU load;

Playback and performance

Every clink, thunk, rattle, and shimmer has been captured in stereo—articulations that transform static, structured drum tracks into living, breathing rhythms that feel organic and vibrant. A simple GUI and very low CPU load make Klüsterjunkk a quick study.

120 custom impulse responses were engineered to bring added dimension: deep, thumping club ambiences, digital glitches, film, vinyl, and digital static, analog echoes and delay/special effects, stereo images, microphone effects, and multi-tap delays at 60/70/80/90BPM.

Klüsterjunkk was designed to sound messy, raw, bustling, and alive. 6 round-robin samples for every articulation of every instrument produce an ever-changing performance, while a Humanize feature adds life by randomizing velocity and adjusting quantization relative to tempo.

The Instruments:

  • Chainjügg: Heavy-gauge steel chain coiled inside a large PVC jug. A fabulously crude instrument with a dense tone and a dirty, metallic edge. Like stomping on chain mail. Great for adding heft and noise to skull-crushing rhythms.
  • Springbükket: Two springs drawn across a steel bucket and played like an upright bass. With the bucket as resonator, scraping, plucking, tapping, and thumping the springs and body produce an instrument of depth and character.
  • Rökkbokks: A handful of pebbles inside a heavy-duty carton. Dense, resonant, and wonderfully dirty; the thud of drumming hands and the crack of rocks colliding make this a joy to work with. It loves to rock out with convolution impulses.
  • Plastikkbükket: Two hands and a heavy-duty plastic bin. Palms, fingers, knuckles, and sticks produce rich, organic articulations that range from soft and muffled to loud and crisp. This is a real workhorse. Play it like a tabla or stack it on a drum kit.
  • Springtübe: Two springs and an empty canister. The sheer range and dimension of this instrument is a joy; clicks, taps, pops, thuds, scrapes, and plucks...a percussive marvel. Retuned, convolved, delayed, this thing shreds.
  • Jüggbittz: Plastic shrapnel inside a large PVC jug; like a conga crossed with a bone rattle. Convolution, tuning, and brightness adjustments reveal just how much it can do. Smack it, shake it, blow on it...delicious crud to invigorate a rhythm track.
  • Plastikkröll: A thick roll of heavy-duty garbage bags. Deep thuds, snapping thwacks, and crinkling tremolos make this a rich percussive toolbox. Colored with convolution, this little instrument adds dirt and texture.
  • Tinesküpp: A porcelain cup and a handful of metal prongs. Rough, deliciously noisy and clustered into a playable instrument of barely controlled chaos. It's chimes plus finger cymbals plus triangles times ten. Try it solo or stack it with your cymbals.
  • Steelpläte: A steel pot lid fitted to a plastic bin. This hybrid instrument pairs the timbre of a choked cymbal with the resonance of a small tom. A surprisingly useful cymbal-drum that goes with anything. Set a delay and crank it.
  • Tübbglass: Eight glass jars loose in a plastic container. Curiously useful, this bizarre, wonderfully quirky little instrument fills out drum tracks with some well-placed rattle and grit. The baby of the collection, and messy in just the right way...
  • Bündelstikks: Variously-sized wooden slats bound together. Two octaves of slaps, thwacks, smacks, and clacks that add pop and edge to your rhythms. Adjust tuning, filters, and convolution settings to change warmth, color, and body.

Audio and video demos and more info at pornofonic.com

*Requires Kontakt version 5.5.2 or later. Will not work with the free Kontakt player.

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