Your Top 5 Synths for Using on a Train

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Steve Bolivar
KVRist
397 posts since 25 Aug, 2006

Post Thu Oct 11, 2018 6:50 am

I don't like or use synths
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not use them in the rain.
I will not use them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not use them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
But put me on my yak and I'm Jean Michel Jare times Jordan Rudess.
Last edited by Steve Bolivar on Thu Oct 11, 2018 6:54 am, edited 2 times in total.

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vurt
addled muppet weed
38383 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: Your Top 5 Synths for Using on a Train

Post Thu Oct 11, 2018 6:53 am

sam!

JerGoertz
KVRAF
2163 posts since 20 Feb, 2004

Re: Your Top 5 Synths for Using on a Train

Post Thu Oct 11, 2018 7:01 am

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KVRian
971 posts since 2 Jun, 2016

Re: Your Top 5 Synths for Using on a Train

Post Thu Oct 11, 2018 7:13 am

Steve Bolivar wrote:
Thu Oct 11, 2018 6:50 am
I don't like or use synths
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not use them in the rain.
I will not use them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not use them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
But put me on my yak and I'm Jean Michel Jare times Jordan Rudess.
Shout out to the yak travellers!

However, social media never ceases to astound me.
I've started a number of (half)intelligent, serious threads on social media forums - like your good selves no doubt - which have received pretty much sweet FA in terms of replies.
I've even published tunes (tbf, tunes which actually sound 'alright') and asked for feedback on Gearslutz and elsewhere, and all I got was the sound of flipping silence...

But my daft, easy parody about yaks / synths here gets around 5 pages of replies (and similarly themed parodies of this synth train get around 2 pages).
TBH, I'm not entirely sure that this synth / train thread wasn't intended to be a parody by the OP?

Crazy, unpredictable internet <shakes fist>

breakmixer
KVRAF
4213 posts since 14 Nov, 2008 from UK

Re: Your Top 5 Synths for Using on a Train

Post Thu Oct 11, 2018 10:18 am

vurt wrote:
Thu Oct 11, 2018 3:42 am
breakmixer wrote:
Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:04 pm
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I don't travel by train or yak BTW...so can't help, sorry...
motorbike?
Bicycle, I use one bell only, it has a bit of a ping! Does that count?

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