December Contest: Submission

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FUN

The theme for this month is simple.....Make us laugh!!!!!

Be it a chuckle, giggle, or just plain gut busting laughter, your comp this month should evoke a feeling in the listener, that leaves a smile on thier face!

(Thanks Max for the suggested theme)


If you have any questions, go to the gossip thread.


Good Luck

Submissions MUST follow these rules:

1 - Encoded in either .mp3 (128kbps or lower if fixed rate ... average of 128kbps or lower if VBR) or .ogg format (quality level 4.00 or lower)

2 - A STRICT MAXIMUM of TWO MINUTES in length. If it shows up as 2:01 in my player, then I'll allow it for reasons of rounding in different players. But you shouldn't take that chance! Any longer gets the Boot. A blatant over time will result in DQ.

3 - Must be composed specifically for this contest

4 - The FILE to be named in a format of "yearmonth_artistname_tracktitle"(ie "0712_artistname_tracktitle.mp3"),where the artistname is the same as your KVR name. Please, do not use spaces and special charaters in the filename. IF you are going to tag your mp3, the artist name is to be the same as your KVR name, and the title tag is to be the name of your tune


5 - Entered into the contest by posting a DIRECT LINK in this RULES & SUBMISSIONS thread (use the GOSSIP thread for everything else). If you cant provide a direct link, please contact one of the following people listed below, they will be happy to help you out.(These people provide free hosting for the purpose of this contest only! They are not a hosting service. When contacting these people, please take the effort to understand the terms and conditions they provide).


Providers:
1 - watto
2 - kovacs
3 - _niko_
4 - knockman
5 - scoops


In Addition...
Kara at www.kara-moon.com/forum has offered "self service" space. Log into the forum to find out more


Contest entry deadline: Monday, December 24th, 2007

Only one entry per person - no resubmissions without permission from the moderator, INCLUDING for time-overage correction. PM me for permission!

Voting (members must have at least 20 posts to vote, although contest entrants are exempt from this ruling) will run from the submission deadline
until 11:59 PM Monday, December 31st - anyone voting for themselves will find ALL their votes disqualified - any entrants not voting will also be
disqualified


PRIZES



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Ben from Camel Audio has been so kind as to donate a prize of ANY of their
products this month (and later months until further notice).


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Benedict @ http://www.benedictroffmarsh.com has offered a choice of either, SynthStudio Pack I, SynthStudio Pack II or PreRoll Recorder.









There may be other prizes.




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Bunch O Stuff

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first one in :D

Psy-T - Hermaphrodite
www.psy-t.com/0712-Psy-T_-_Hermaphrodite.mp3

this piece was made using my shitty voice, my shitty mic, orion platinum, DC2007 delay plug-in Bouncer, and ArcDev's ET-200 EchoTank.

She's part girl,
She's part boy,
She's got parts everyone can enjoy.

She's got more,
She's got less,
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.

Is she a mister or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
She's my little girl, yeah, She's my little guy,
When I try to please her I get poked in the eye.

She wears lace and she wears flanel,
She watches football, and the lifetime channel,
What's that buldge under her nightie?
It must be Hermaphrodite, yeah.

Some things are white,
Some things are black,
Some girls wear make-up,
Mine shaves her back.

She's still beautiful,
She's still fine,
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine.

She can't help her imperfections,
She gets jock-itch from her yeast infection,
Who stole all my tightie whities?
It must be Hermaphrodite.


Lyrics and melody by Stephen Lynch.
https://melodyklein.bandcamp.com/
Creativity is a drug I cannot live without.
Cecil B. DeMille (1881 - 1959)

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me and micheal jackson collaborated on this SMASH hit, specifically writen for gay clubs and the neverland ranch



mj by creeper
Last edited by creeper on Sun Dec 02, 2007 7:40 am, edited 2 times in total.

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sorrow

hi!

hmmmm, not sure about this one...a little bit odd...

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sorrow fills my soul
everybody is laughing at me
kidding me
and my girl ran away with my best friend
and i think, this might be the end

sorrow fills my soul
nobody likes me
nobody wants me
and there is a huge pimple on my nose
it can be seen from far away - don't come too close...

:roll:

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laughing and rain samples taken from http://freesound.iua.upf.edu/

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Luigi...Shhh

http://www.kara-moon.com/forum/index.ph ... ttach=1008

another link will follow


thanks to Max el Belga for the sf2 files (human behavior)!

hubba

mello


:P
"It dreamed itself along"

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Echo Voodoo presents
The Best
(1:51 long, 1.69MB 128kbps mp3)

Lyrics can be found here, if interested.

This song comes from the heart. Maybe.

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Here's mine

Da Mice
It wasn't me! (well, actually, it probably was) - apparently now an 'elderly' so maybe I forgot!

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Zombie & Xander
"I Like People"


download here

On this track Zombie speaks and Xander plays, if it doesn't put a faint smile on your face you are a bad man (or woman), even though I still like you people.

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Thought i'd do a topical song for this months theme

Santa Claus All Star Band
can't sing, can't play, looks awful.....

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for entertaining porpoises only

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Frankie

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I have missed a couple of months but I thought that this sounded like ...er fun.

Lolcat


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:)
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I'm probably going to hell anyway, so I thought I would take the low road this month.

Presenting:

GROSSOLOGY

WARNING: Do not try this at home.
DISCLAIMER: No children or animals were harmed during this recording,
except psychologically perhaps.

*Sound effects were most likely recorded with an SM57 slightly off axis.
*My computer caught on fire during this session and had to be destroyed.
*Still can't find my cat - Here kitty, kitty.
*Recorded live in front of my family and friends.
They won't return my phone calls and cancelled Christmas this year and next.

Happy Listening!
Jerry

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