july contest - VOTING

[duncanparsons]

OK, here's my selection...

1 Griels
2 Wilkoryte
3 Farlukar
4 AndreasE
5 GuitarJeff
6 IanWeb
7 pHz
8 Verdigast
9 Liqih
X LadyJ

!

DSP

[rsmus7]

On a metel month we should have the chance to turn our votes up to 11.

Metel is really not my cup, but I heard many of you like the drink.

So here my votes:

1 - Sdunn1110
2 - Schrödingers Dead Cat
3 - Wilkoryte
4 - Joenco
5 - Dr. Acula
6 - Windchillfactor
7 - Alive in Chernobyl
8 - Sascha Frank
9 - Warburg
10 - ScarKord


Heavy Metal for DonkeyTugger, sickle666, pHz, Glooper.

cheers

ca next month

[Barnadine]

the 'metel is a broad umbrella' approach...

1. plunge - done
2. sciche - fahrenheit
3. warbug - rocklord
4. bluedad - summer rain
5. alive in chernobyl - sarcophagus
6. you™'s dead cat - Cs
7. markleford - kiken-ga-ippai
8. sickle666 - scorned
9. mystahr - darkness in your soul
10. donkey - cuntsucker

hm - sleek month, sighup, wopelka, lady j (& you™'s medley)

[windchillFactor]

1. wilkoryte-dont ask again
2. pHz-foiled
3. Warbug-Rock Lord
4. donkeyt-cuntsucker
5. mystahr-darknessinyoursoul
6. SleeekMonth-Anima Anceps
7. Ugo-The Pants Of Fury
8. rsmus7-metelheart
9. IanWeb-Petal
10. GarretGengler-Rattlesnake Pills

[You™]

The headlining acts in this summer's Metelpalooza Tour:

01. "Anima Anceps" Slëek Mönth
02. "Mettalix" Thömas Christënsen
03. "Mörder" Bärnadine
04. "summer rain" blüedad
05. "Kiken-Ga-Ippai" Markleförd Frïedman
06. "don't ask again" wilkoryte
07. "The Pants Of Fury" Ügo
08. "Sarcophagus" Alïve in Chernöbyl
09. "Finale" Säson Le Klëe
10. "WarPigs" Lädy J

Special Guests: Dönkey Tügger, Bästien Phëlps, Dr.Acüla and Warbüg.

All the rest are in the The Heavy Metel Parking Lot! f**k yeah!

It's been a blast y'all. Let's do it agin real soon.

[mystahr]

I Ugo - The pants of Fury
II Sleek Month - Anima Anceps
III T-William - Born Yesterday
IV Donkey Tugger - Cuntsucker
V Sickle666 - Scorned
VI UTM - cs
VII Barnardine - Mörder
VIII Wopelka - The Morrow
IX Alive in Chernobyl - Sarcophagus
X Scarkord - Time for the fear

The last five that just didn't make it in the top 10:
Dreibel, pHz, GuitarJeff, Willkoryte and Sason

HM's to Nuissance Sonores, vurt and Sighup for pushing the levels And to all who made this introduction into the diversities of metel (-interpretation) a cool experience

[garret]

1. phz
2. sciche
3. sleeeek
4. ianweb
5. donkeyt
6. ugo
7. warbug
8. vishalteye
9. windchillfactor
10. mystahr

[warbug]

!Ugo
@sleek month
#donky tugger
$alive in chernobyl
%phz
^sascha frank
&bonteburg
*jady j
(utm
)guitar jeff

[Markleford]

Again, the top entries keep changing on me depending on my mood: can't I just give them all 5 points each and call it even?

1. Sleek Month - Anima Anceps (1:53)
2. Dr. Acula - Born Yesterday (1:59)
3. Alive in Chernobyl - Sarcophagus (1:46)
4. EarthTones - Heady Mental (1:59)
5. united cutlery - pemmikan (1:00)
6. Sciche - Fahrenheit (2:00)
7. Ugo - The Pants of Fury (1:56)
8. ScarKord - Time for the Fear (1:27)
9. Sason Le Klee - Finale (2:00)
10. Warbug - RockLord (2:00)

Many Mentionable Honours: Farlukar, bastien, blaster78, bluedad, GuitarJeff, Haghi, KimJeez, sdunn, Sickle66666, bonte, donkey, thomasc_dk, Yaguchi.

Special Metel Mention: Sascha, whose farts would've got my vote! (And apologies if the entry was declared eligible and I missed it?)

Special Non-Metel Mention: You™ and his dead cat, who turned in one of my favorite tunes but misses the metel mark with me despite the erudite punnery.

- m

[Sleek Month]

Gaze upon my votes, ye mighty and despair.

1.Dr. Acula
2.Sascha Framk
3.Rusted Monkey
4.Thomas Christensen
5.Lady J.
6.Yaguchi
7.Guitar Jeff
8.Bonte
9.Donkey tugger
10.Alive in Chernobyl

These all met the criteria of
A). Being Metel
B). Sounding pretty good
c). Actually embracing the genre instead of just doing a variation on whatever they usually do.

...the last couple were a bit begrudging, (read the reviews), but deserve to make the list.

To the rest: Better luck next year!

-S.

[Yagushi]

1. Markleford
2. Guitarjeff
3. Warbug
4. Jeez
5. Sleek
6. Ixox
7. Wopelka
8. bluedad
9. You™
10. Tancos

[donkey tugger]

Oki, having coined the term, METEL, I can interpret it any way I want. (this is how you pronounce it by the way - metel ,probably the kind of voice Cronos from venom uses when he goes to the shop for a pint of milk )

Anyway, here are me votes;

1 alive in chernobyl
2 guitar Jeff
3 slick muff
4 warbug
5 ugo
6 plunge
7 scarkord
8 freeztar
9 phz
10 greels (for the jaaath man), probably the worst song I've heard this decade, deserves a vote for that alone.

[griels]

1. pHz - ironically, by not using stereotypical METEL sounds, has the defiance of METEL, therefore truer to actual spirit than the copyists! Wear your crown with pride Rob
2. Bonteburg - ditto
3. Guitarjeff - fantastic tunesmithery and actually sort of metel!
4. T-Willy - extremely METEL. I absolutely hate it,
but it fits the remit perfectly
5. Warbug - Rock Lord - got oomph and metelicity but manages to fit in some breakbeat action.
6. Sleek Month - Great song... Not really METEL however, more Rawk. Was expecting something fiercer. Needs trumpets.
7. Duncan Parsons - Bad Vibes - great idea, badly executed. You should have distorted the buggery out of everything (as should I)
8. Jeez - good pisstakery, got the metel sneer
9. armadillo - Ditto
10. Donkey Tugger - Cuntsucker - loved the jazz solo at 1:10. However, needs 13th chords.

Honourable mentions: Glooper, Liqih, Ixox, Markleford, Tancos.



And NOONE else.

[Glooper]

Okay my final 10...

1. Sleek Month - Animal Anceps
2. BlueDad - Summer Rain
3. Garret - Rattlesnake Pills
4. Donkey Tugger - CuntSucker
5. Plunge - Done
6. T-Willy - Born Yesterday
7. YouTM - CS
8. Ixox - SheepShag
9. Sascha Franck - Farts in SloMo
10. LadyJ - WarPigs

I've now heard enough metel to last a lifetime!

Ben

[Alive In Chernobyl]

1 sleek month
2 bonteburg
3 ixox
4 andreas
5 gitarjeff
6 plunge
7 freeztar
8 phz
9 donkey
10 you