Do VSTs Make The Cat?

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justin3am
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Post Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:48 pm

See, this is how 'the old KVR' dealt with threads we thought were ridiculous. We'd make a new thread with a letter or word in the title changed and all would laugh heartily!

My cats don't approve of VSTs as they don't generate heat for cuddling. Analog synths have the warmth they crave and the cables they like to nibble. :lol:

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SJ_Digriz
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Re: Do VSTs Make The Cat?

Post Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:51 pm

Fat cats are definitely hardware officianatos.
But cool cats? Not so sure.
The trick is to realize there is no spoon. That's when you'll know you have been truly swindled.

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V0RT3X
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Post Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:55 pm

:lol:
Developers please focus only on 64bit development. Let 32-bit finally die and become a thing of the past.

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OzoneJunkie
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Re: Do VSTs Make The Cat?

Post Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:57 pm

Ok, I'm in.

10. Simple House cat
9. Cool cat - simple house cat wearing sunglasses
8. Cat-erpillar
7. Katz's Deli
6. Nyan Cat
5. Hairless cats
4. Grumpy cat - once he has died. Not now.
3. Garfield - once he has 'died', from lasagna gluttony.
2. Saber Tooth Tiger
1. Saber Tooth Tiger, wearing sunglasses

himalaya
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Re: Do VSTs Make The Cat?

Post Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:07 pm

Does The Cat make a VST?

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VSTi and hardware synth sound design

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SJ_Digriz
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Re: Do VSTs Make The Cat?

Post Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:10 pm

My studio terminator cat has a message
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The trick is to realize there is no spoon. That's when you'll know you have been truly swindled.

egbert101
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Re: Do VSTs Make The Cat?

Post Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:11 pm

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No rest for the wicked.

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Hink
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Re: Do VSTs Make The Cat?

Post Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:11 pm

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fisherKing
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Re: Do VSTs Make The Cat?

Post Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:17 pm

if your cat is suffering, antiobiotics can help with a vst...
always one plugin short of perfection...

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djshire
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Post Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:24 pm


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ere2learn
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Re: Do VSTs Make The Cat?

Post Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:24 pm

Do STDs Make the Cat?

sjm
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Re: Do VSTs Make The Cat?

Post Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:27 pm

Voted KVR's resident drunk Robert Smith impersonator (thanks Frantz!)

himalaya
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Re: Do VSTs Make The Cat?

Post Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:47 pm

sjm wrote:The cat makes the VST:
In that case, can it do so while clapping with one hand?

(the opening question is a deep koan, don't you know).
http://www.electric-himalaya.com
VSTi and hardware synth sound design

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justin3am
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Re: Do VSTs Make The Cat?

Post Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:56 pm

himalaya wrote:
sjm wrote:The cat makes the VST:
In that case, can it do so while clapping with one hand?

(the opening question is a deep koan, don't you know).
If a cat meows and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?
My neighbors say, yes!

In fact, I know have made sound with VSTs... when I left my DAW open and they jumped up on the keyboard!
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SJ_Digriz
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Re: Do VSTs Make The Cat?

Post Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:57 pm

himalaya wrote:
sjm wrote:The cat makes the VST:
In that case, can it do so while clapping with one hand?

(the opening question is a deep koan, don't you know).
As usual, Bart Simpson provides all the answers

https://youtu.be/RUzbmIKVAHo
The trick is to realize there is no spoon. That's when you'll know you have been truly swindled.

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