This is what Toyah Wilcox & her husband get up to during lockdown (Warning You might get distracted by her top)

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addled muppet weed
82411 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Post Sat Jun 12, 2021 10:33 am

thecontrolcentre wrote: ↑
Sat Jun 12, 2021 10:24 am
It's a mythtery ...
thnicker :hihi:

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2078 posts since 16 May, 2020 from finally finished taking a dump

Post Sun Jun 13, 2021 5:31 am

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KVRAF
30494 posts since 27 Jul, 2005 from the wilds of wanny

Post Mon Jun 14, 2021 1:38 pm

They've pixelated her :shock:

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KVRAF
6586 posts since 13 Jan, 2003 from Darkest Kent, UK

Post Mon Jun 14, 2021 2:10 pm

They've certainly gone all out with the marketing, guess could be a nice little earner for them.
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KVRAF
11154 posts since 26 Jun, 2006 from San Francisco Bay Area

Post Mon Jun 14, 2021 6:32 pm

This comes to mind.

https://youtu.be/RnRYpqyZnFs
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Post Tue Jun 15, 2021 4:16 am

thecontrolcentre wrote: ↑
Mon Jun 14, 2021 1:38 pm
They've pixelated her :shock:
YOUTUBE RULES -all cleavage exposure must be under six inches or requires pixelation or other methods of censoring, and no dildo's can be held next to cleavage if the amount of cleavage showing is six inches or more. for more information see Youtube terms and conditions regarding sexualised images here: www.youtube/terms/and/conditions/on-toyah's-tits.com
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KVRAF
13018 posts since 8 Mar, 2005 from Utrecht, Holland

Post Tue Jun 15, 2021 6:19 am

What's the official reference "start" point for measuring cleavage :?:
Hold the ruler horizontal or vertical? 8)
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addled muppet weed
82411 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Post Tue Jun 15, 2021 6:47 am

Henry Jimdrix wrote: ↑
Tue Jun 15, 2021 4:16 am
thecontrolcentre wrote: ↑
Mon Jun 14, 2021 1:38 pm
They've pixelated her :shock:
YOUTUBE RULES -all cleavage exposure must be under six inches or requires pixelation or other methods of censoring, and no dildo's can be held next to cleavage if the amount of cleavage showing is six inches or more. for more information see Youtube terms and conditions regarding sexualised images here: www.youtube/terms/and/conditions/on-toyah's-tits.com
dildo rules?
where do they "stand" on other sex aids?

https://youtu.be/Pym6Z2who9k

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addled muppet weed
82411 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Post Tue Jun 15, 2021 6:49 am

BertKoor wrote: ↑
Tue Jun 15, 2021 6:19 am
What's the official reference "start" point for measuring cleavage :?:
Hold the ruler horizontal or vertical? 8)
i was always under the impression we used scales not rulers?

to "waaaaaahey" them...

ill get me coat

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KVRAF
13018 posts since 8 Mar, 2005 from Utrecht, Holland

Post Tue Jun 15, 2021 7:15 am

Ever heard of the "pencil" rule?? ;-)
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addled muppet weed
82411 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Post Tue Jun 15, 2021 7:21 am

reckon my missus could carry more than a pencil under there
age is not kind to the large breasted lady.

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2078 posts since 16 May, 2020 from finally finished taking a dump

Post Wed Jun 16, 2021 4:17 am

BertKoor wrote: ↑
Tue Jun 15, 2021 6:19 am
What's the official reference "start" point for measuring cleavage :?:
Hold the ruler horizontal or vertical? 8)
Sternum
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2078 posts since 16 May, 2020 from finally finished taking a dump

Post Wed Jun 16, 2021 4:33 am

vurt wrote: ↑
Tue Jun 15, 2021 6:47 am
Henry Jimdrix wrote: ↑
Tue Jun 15, 2021 4:16 am
thecontrolcentre wrote: ↑
Mon Jun 14, 2021 1:38 pm
They've pixelated her :shock:
YOUTUBE RULES -all cleavage exposure must be under six inches or requires pixelation or other methods of censoring, and no dildo's can be held next to cleavage if the amount of cleavage showing is six inches or more. for more information see Youtube terms and conditions regarding sexualised images here: www.youtube/terms/and/conditions/on-toyah's-tits.com
dildo rules?
where do they "stand" on other sex aids?

https://youtu.be/Pym6Z2who9k
WTF, as a former foot fetishist, I can say I'm repulsed by that thing. Since when has some one with a foot fetish been interested in shagging an amputated lower leg. Foot fetish interest is in feet, and that seems to have been forgotten in that sex toy by the fact that the slot is in the top of the lower limb. I would have been more appropriate to have 2 feet arching together, and the space between the arches used for you know what. I think that sex toy would be of more interest to someone who gets turned on by watching films like Hostel:
https://youtu.be/C2Kfp3zVBKs?t=44
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addled muppet weed
82411 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Post Wed Jun 16, 2021 5:22 am

former foot fetishist?
you cured now? :lol:

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Post Wed Jun 16, 2021 5:29 am

vurt wrote: ↑
Wed Jun 16, 2021 5:22 am
former foot fetishist?
you cured now? :lol:
I guess so, it doesn't have the same appeal to me anymore. I guess it's like finding older women attractive, now I'm older it doesn't have the same appeal. My latest thing is attractive redheads, I just love redheads. I've had many of these what I will call sex related fads throughout my life I think it's pretty normal compared to some people.
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