the bastardized lyrics (or just your own) thread

[cryophonik]

Woah, we're halfway there
Woah-oh, livin' on thin air

Back in high school when that song was all over the radio my friends and I changed the lyrics to:

“ Woah-oah we’re halfway there
Cuz I’m not wearing underwear”

[Erisian]

Woah, we're halfway there
Woah-oh, livin' on thin air

Back in high school when that song was all ove per the radio my friends and I changed the lyrics to:

“ Woah-oah we’re halfway there
Cuz I’m not wearing underwear”

[cryophonik]

Woah, we're halfway there
Woah-oh, livin' on thin air

Back in high school when that song was all ove per the radio my friends and I changed the lyrics to:

“ Woah-oah we’re halfway there
Cuz I’m not wearing underwear”

To this day, I can’t hear that song without changing the lyrics in my head

[surferman]

You make me happy like a broken oyster. I'm waiting Tuesday for my eyes will fall.
You lay there sleeping like an open dolly, I step outside myself and felt so cold.
Take a look at my new toy, it'll blow your head into a boy!
Truth hits everybody.
The actual lyrics I used to sing when we first started covering this song in 1980.

[vurt]

i can see deirdre now lorraine has gone!

[vurt]

you had a temper, like my jealous eel, too hot, too greasy

[vurt]

wax on, judo have to puddon the red lie
puddon the red lie

[Erisian]

Chicken tikka tell me the truth

[Erisian]

Not bastardized or my own but written such: Come together right now over me.

[vurt]

theres quim up north

[vurt]

i want to hold you in my sweaty arms again

[harryupbabble]

you are my moonshine
my only moonshine
you make me snappy
when spies are gey
you'll never know deer
how much i love glue
please don't take
my moonshine away

[PatchAdamz]

I'll be mellow when I'm dead

[vurt]

you stole the sun from my
arrrrrrrse

[PatchAdamz]

you stole the arrrrrrrse from my sun