well, he looked down at my sliver chin
he said "i'll give you one dullard"
i said "you've got to be jerkinman"...
"it was a forcep from fox mulder"
the bastardized lyrics (or just your own) thread
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- KVRAF
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- 5361 posts since 20 Mar, 2012 from Babbleon
ah böwakawa poussé poussé
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- KVRAF
- 14916 posts since 13 Nov, 2012
Hot Cha, where are you?
Everybody's eyes are closed
I can't see why I miss you so
So hot Cha, where are you?
Second time he went away
Left the bathtub running over
Stereo on and cooking bacon
Never came back to tell us why
Everybody's eyes are closed
I can't see why I miss you so
So hot Cha, where are you?
Second time he went away
Left the bathtub running over
Stereo on and cooking bacon
Never came back to tell us why
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- addled muppet weed
- 105764 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
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- KVRAF
- 10231 posts since 7 Sep, 2006 from Roseville, CA
we don't need sex education
we don't need no birth control
we don't need no birth control
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- addled muppet weed
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- KVRAF
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- 5361 posts since 20 Mar, 2012 from Babbleon
i shouldn't laugh, but am.cryophonik wrote: ↑Wed Dec 22, 2021 7:52 pm we don't need sex education
we don't need no birth control
ah böwakawa poussé poussé
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- KVRAF
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- 5361 posts since 20 Mar, 2012 from Babbleon
well, I saw don trump junior harassing the bassist from ween
and acting like weird wolves of michael landon
I saw dick wolf messing with the hardon collider, trading licks
his chair was perfect
and acting like weird wolves of michael landon
I saw dick wolf messing with the hardon collider, trading licks
his chair was perfect
ah böwakawa poussé poussé
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- KVRAF
- 14916 posts since 13 Nov, 2012
Got a date with a high toned girl
The one that wears that bouffant curl
She means business when she flirts
So I polished up the Chevy with the fender skirts
Hopped in the car and stepped on the gas
I was layin' down rubber on the ole bypass
Out her window she did creep
We headed on out for Lover's Leap
Made a detour by the barbeque shack
Put twelve cold beers on ice in the back
Found us a spot in the Twilight Zone
When the light of the police shone
(And he said:)
"Oh, you jack leg, you
I got the goods on you
And your sweetie too, I caught in your car
With the stars in your eyes and your brains in the bottom of your shoes
You're a hot dog, ain't you now
You're the bulldog's big bow-wow
Got fuzz on your face, you're the ace with the sweaty brow
We headed on out for another spot
just down the road from the "Dash and Dot
Saxophones croonin' on the radio
And the moon was hangin' low
Fingernails tappin' on the windowpane:
It was her great big boyfriend Wayne
(And he said:)
"Oh, you ice cream, you
I got the goods on you
And my sweetie too, I caught in your car
With the stars in your eyes and your brains in the bottom of your shoes
You're a hot dog, ain't you now
You're the bulldog's big bow-wow
Got fuzz on your face, you're the ace with the sweaty brow
Sittin' in her parlor
Drinkin' Coca-Colas
We were spinnin' the wax
She put her hair up in rollers
She was filin' her nails on the davenport
When I thought she was ready for a little sport
Tripped on the rug
spilt my coke in her hair
Split the seat of my britches
Put my foot through a chair
(And she said:)
"Oh, you Milk Dud, you
I've had enough of you
And your Chevy II
Go home in your car
With the stars in your eyes and your brains in the bottom of your shoes
You're a hot dog, ain't you now
You're the bulldog's big bow-wow
Got fuzz on your face, you're the ace with the sweaty brow
The one that wears that bouffant curl
She means business when she flirts
So I polished up the Chevy with the fender skirts
Hopped in the car and stepped on the gas
I was layin' down rubber on the ole bypass
Out her window she did creep
We headed on out for Lover's Leap
Made a detour by the barbeque shack
Put twelve cold beers on ice in the back
Found us a spot in the Twilight Zone
When the light of the police shone
(And he said:)
"Oh, you jack leg, you
I got the goods on you
And your sweetie too, I caught in your car
With the stars in your eyes and your brains in the bottom of your shoes
You're a hot dog, ain't you now
You're the bulldog's big bow-wow
Got fuzz on your face, you're the ace with the sweaty brow
We headed on out for another spot
just down the road from the "Dash and Dot
Saxophones croonin' on the radio
And the moon was hangin' low
Fingernails tappin' on the windowpane:
It was her great big boyfriend Wayne
(And he said:)
"Oh, you ice cream, you
I got the goods on you
And my sweetie too, I caught in your car
With the stars in your eyes and your brains in the bottom of your shoes
You're a hot dog, ain't you now
You're the bulldog's big bow-wow
Got fuzz on your face, you're the ace with the sweaty brow
Sittin' in her parlor
Drinkin' Coca-Colas
We were spinnin' the wax
She put her hair up in rollers
She was filin' her nails on the davenport
When I thought she was ready for a little sport
Tripped on the rug
spilt my coke in her hair
Split the seat of my britches
Put my foot through a chair
(And she said:)
"Oh, you Milk Dud, you
I've had enough of you
And your Chevy II
Go home in your car
With the stars in your eyes and your brains in the bottom of your shoes
You're a hot dog, ain't you now
You're the bulldog's big bow-wow
Got fuzz on your face, you're the ace with the sweaty brow
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- KVRAF
- Topic Starter
- 5361 posts since 20 Mar, 2012 from Babbleon
is the above a bastardization of american pie? probably no.
ah böwakawa poussé poussé
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- KVRAF
- Topic Starter
- 5361 posts since 20 Mar, 2012 from Babbleon
okay, the above is definitely a bastard led zep tune.
ah böwakawa poussé poussé
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