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sqigls wrote: Wed Aug 14, 2019 6:13 am i really don't understand how they take so long to update their website.
Like version history of plugins for example, fair enough they stock a lot of plugins, but it shouldn't take much longer than a few hours to type...?
Probably it takes them a while to suss out who of the 30+ employees is responsible for it... :hihi:

Hence one-man-shows such like Valhalla, Hornet, etc. can do it so much faster... :hihi:
"Preamps have literally one job: when you turn up the gain, it gets louder." Jamcat, talking about presmp-emulation plugins.

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jens wrote: Wed Aug 14, 2019 3:53 pm
sqigls wrote: Wed Aug 14, 2019 6:13 am i really don't understand how they take so long to update their website.
Like version history of plugins for example, fair enough they stock a lot of plugins, but it shouldn't take much longer than a few hours to type...?
Probably it takes them a while to suss out who of the 30+ employees is responsible for it... :hihi:
OK, let's hear everybody's best 'How many PA employees does it take to change a lightbulb?' jokes :lol:

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lnikj wrote: Wed Aug 14, 2019 5:05 pm
jens wrote: Wed Aug 14, 2019 3:53 pm
sqigls wrote: Wed Aug 14, 2019 6:13 am i really don't understand how they take so long to update their website.
Like version history of plugins for example, fair enough they stock a lot of plugins, but it shouldn't take much longer than a few hours to type...?
Probably it takes them a while to suss out who of the 30+ employees is responsible for it... :hihi:
OK, let's hear everybody's best 'How many PA employees does it take to change a lightbulb?' jokes :lol:
how many subs do they need to afford the light bulbs?

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lnikj wrote: Wed Aug 14, 2019 5:05 pmHow many PA employees does it take to change a lightbulb?
Thanks to The New Plugin Alliance's Dynamic Working Practices:

Change 2 Lightbulbs, 16 employees
Change 3 Lightbulbs, 14 employees
Change 4 Lightbulbs, 12 employees
Change 5 Lightbulbs, 10 employees

NEW:
Change 6 or more Lightbulbs, 8 employees

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It will depend on which side of the pond of course. Despite having to pay VAT EU customers since 2009 are no longer allowed to install vintage lightbulb emulations.

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lnikj wrote: Wed Aug 14, 2019 5:05 pm 'How many PA employees does it take to change a lightbulb?'
All the employees that were capable have left PA and started for themselves.
More BPM please

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How many? Just one but the screw doesn't fit very well.

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And they have to pay a $20 fee to transfer the bulb, and then can only change two bulbs a month.

(not sure of the accuracy of that last bit but... meh)

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:lol:
"Preamps have literally one job: when you turn up the gain, it gets louder." Jamcat, talking about presmp-emulation plugins.

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How many PA employees? All of them. One to screw in the bulb and the rest to screw the customers. And then a few hundred facebook groupies to praise what a good screwing that was.

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