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mellotronaut · Post by **mellotronaut** » Wed Mar 06, 2013 4:35 pm

cryophonik wrote:

Wig Spirit

cryophonik · Post by **cryophonik** » Wed Mar 06, 2013 4:38 pm

mellotronaut wrote:If you didn't care what happened to Tracktion,
And I didn't care for Live,
We would zig zag our way through KvR and cats
Occasionally glancing up through the net.
Wondering which of the bugs to blame
And watching for Bits of the Wig.

Ha Ha Charade you are.

mellotronaut · Post by **mellotronaut** » Wed Mar 06, 2013 4:47 pm

cryophonik wrote:
mellotronaut wrote:If you didn't care what happened to Tracktion,
And I didn't care for Live,
We would zig zag our way through KvR and cats
Occasionally glancing up through the net.
Wondering which of the bugs to blame
And watching for Bits of the Wig.
Ha Ha Charade you are.

Bit man, Wig man, ha ha charade you are.

LawrenceF · Post by **LawrenceF** » Wed Mar 06, 2013 4:52 pm

They'll get it done when Rasta Cat runs out of the chronic ...

mellotronaut · Post by **mellotronaut** » Wed Mar 06, 2013 4:57 pm

LawrenceF wrote:They'll get it done when Rasta Cat runs out of the chronic ...

debra1rlo · Post by **debra1rlo** » Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:42 am

when the thread is dead, and it needs some head

who ya gonna call?
BITWIGGERS!
when you're getting fat, sitting posting cats
who ya gonna call?
BITWIGGERS!
when there's vaporware, and your GAS don't care
who ya gonna call?
BITWIGGERS!

I ain't 'fraid of no host!
I ain't 'fraid of no host!

murnau · Post by **murnau** » Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:51 am

debra1rlo wrote:when the thread is dead, and it needs some head
who ya gonna call?
BITWIGGERS!
when you're getting fat, sitting posting cats
who ya gonna call?
BITWIGGERS!
when there's vaporware, and your GAS don't care
who ya gonna call?
BITWIGGERS!

I ain't 'fraid of no host!
I ain't 'fraid of no host!

i just found myself humming:

duuu dub duuu dub duuu dub duuu dub
duu dub dub a dub
I ain't 'fraid of no host!

mellotronaut · Post by **mellotronaut** » Thu Mar 07, 2013 11:17 am

el-bo (formerly ebow) · Thu Mar 07, 2013 12:11 pm

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Thu Mar 07, 2013 12:12 pm

and another one bits the wig!

el-bo (formerly ebow) · Thu Mar 07, 2013 12:13 pm

debra1rlo wrote:I ain't 'fraid of no host!

...

....

el-bo (formerly ebow) · Thu Mar 07, 2013 12:24 pm

standalone wrote: But I'm Bitwig
I'm a weird daw
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here

best line of the whole thread

ZenPunkHippy · Post by **ZenPunkHippy** » Thu Mar 07, 2013 12:25 pm

Bit up, wig up
Bitwig for yer bytes!

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Thu Mar 07, 2013 12:29 pm

good times, bitwig
you know ive had my share
my woman left home with ableton
and i still dont seem to care

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Thu Mar 07, 2013 2:01 pm

When I was a little bitty kit,
My grandma thought I should write a hit.
She bought me some loops and a curious rig,
And told me it was my new Bittywig.

Oh, my Bittywig, my Bittywig,
I want to play with my Bittywig.
My Bittywig, my Bittywig,
I want to play with my Bittywig.

Once I was posting on Future Producers
(Compared to KVR their rules are looser).
Sure was hard scrolling past those sigs
With both hands playing my Bittywittywig.

Oh, my Bittywig, my Bittywig,
I want to play with my Bittywig.
My Bittywig, my Bittywig,
I want to play with my Bittywig.

This here song may seem right scary,
Unworthy of the great Chuck Berry.
Those who think it's a rotten gig,
You must be playing with your own Bittywig!

Oh, my Bittywig, my Bittywig,
I want to play with my Bittywig.
My Bittywig, my Bittywig,
I want to play with my Bittywig.

Open letter of advice to Bitwig