The quoted out of context thread

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Aloysius
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26941 posts since 11 Aug, 2008 from another dimension

Post Sat Jan 18, 2020 12:47 pm

smack it off the keyboard
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Jan 18, 2020 2:01 pm

Aloysius wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 12:47 pm
smack it off the keyboard
I hope you clean up before anyone else uses it...

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vurt
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61190 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Jan 18, 2020 2:15 pm

sir, can you kindly leave the library.

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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Jan 18, 2020 2:24 pm

puffin wrote: I know I could be stressing it
puffin wrote: Do you experience the "urge"

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Aloysius
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Jan 18, 2020 2:44 pm

acousticglue wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 5:21 am
getting hard
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Aloysius
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Jan 18, 2020 2:48 pm

Daimonicon wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 7:10 am
she got paid for the job and not a dime more becuase she is'nt entitled to anything more.
:o
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Jan 18, 2020 4:40 pm

khanyz wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:23 am
show off the wood

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McLilith
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:07 pm

vurt wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 2:15 pm
sir, can you kindly leave the library.
That reminds me of the time several years ago, when I almost got my librarian girlfriend fired by kissing her in the occult section! :hihi:
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Hink
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:15 pm

is that what you kids are calling it today?
Why are so many guitar player jokes one liners? So the rest of the band can understand them.

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vurt
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Jan 19, 2020 5:50 am

McLilith wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:07 pm
vurt wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 2:15 pm
sir, can you kindly leave the library.
That reminds me of the time several years ago, when I almost got my librarian girlfriend fired by kissing her in the occult section! :hihi:
kinky bugger :o

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KVRAF
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Jan 19, 2020 7:00 am

Hink wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:15 pm
is that what you kids are calling it today?
:hihi:

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KVRAF
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Jan 19, 2020 8:16 am

Hink wrote:
Sun Jan 19, 2020 8:06 am
I have about 8"...

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Bombadil
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Jan 19, 2020 8:26 am

Ooh! Yer wicked, eh? SAY NO MORE!
“And in the End, the Love you take, is equal to the Love...you make”
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KVRAF
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Jan 19, 2020 8:36 am

vurt wrote:
Sun Jan 19, 2020 8:18 am
its hard if youre skydiving.
Probably the effect of the wind rushing by...

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vurt
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61190 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Jan 19, 2020 8:38 am

wonder if youd have time for a quick one off the wrist in freefall?

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