The quoted out of context thread

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Hink
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31053 posts since 6 Sep, 2003 from Downeast Maine

Post Sun Jan 19, 2020 8:40 am

Forgotten wrote:
Sun Jan 19, 2020 8:16 am
Hink wrote:
Sun Jan 19, 2020 8:06 am
I have about 8"...
and you always gag
Why are so many guitar player jokes one liners? So the rest of the band can understand them.

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vurt
addled muppet weed
61442 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Jan 19, 2020 8:41 am

ouch! :o

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Forgotten
KVRAF
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Jan 19, 2020 8:47 am

vurt wrote:
Sun Jan 19, 2020 8:38 am
wonder if youd have time for a quick one off the wrist in freefall?
Do you think you’d have time to ‘chute?

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vurt
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Jan 19, 2020 8:50 am

Forgotten wrote:
Sun Jan 19, 2020 8:47 am
vurt wrote:
Sun Jan 19, 2020 8:38 am
wonder if youd have time for a quick one off the wrist in freefall?
Do you think you’d have time to ‘chute?
not sure, id imagine going high enough to get a greater time duration might lead to oxygen and frostbite issues...
ill stick to throwing it off the roof.

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KVRAF
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Jan 19, 2020 8:52 am

vurt wrote:
Sun Jan 19, 2020 8:50 am
frostbite issues...
:scared:

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thecontrolcentre
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Jan 19, 2020 8:59 am

vurt wrote:
Sun Jan 19, 2020 8:50 am
ill stick to throwing it off the roof.
Never heard it called that before

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vurt
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Jan 19, 2020 9:05 am

thecontrolcentre wrote:
Sun Jan 19, 2020 8:59 am
vurt wrote:
Sun Jan 19, 2020 8:50 am
ill stick to throwing it off the roof.
Never heard it called that before
not even if you sit on the roof to do it? (summers only obvs)

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KVRAF
9918 posts since 15 Apr, 2019 from Nowhere

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Jan 19, 2020 9:06 am

vurt wrote:
Sun Jan 19, 2020 9:05 am
thecontrolcentre wrote:
Sun Jan 19, 2020 8:59 am
vurt wrote:
Sun Jan 19, 2020 8:50 am
ill stick to throwing it off the roof.
Never heard it called that before
not even if you sit on the roof to do it? (summers only obvs)
Neighbors rather than weather might be more of a concern...

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vurt
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Jan 19, 2020 9:09 am

if you cant have a shufty on your own roof, the terrorists have already won :(

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thecontrolcentre
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Jan 19, 2020 9:14 am

vurt wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 2:12 pm
some where down right rude

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vurt
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Jan 19, 2020 9:15 am

just how i like em...

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KVRAF
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Jan 19, 2020 9:16 am

vurt wrote:
Sun Jan 19, 2020 9:09 am
if you cant have a shufty on your own roof, the terrorists have already won :(
I’m surprised that the right to have a hand shandy on your own roof isn’t enshrined in the constitution of more countries...

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thecontrolcentre
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26681 posts since 27 Jul, 2005 from the wilds of wanny

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Jan 19, 2020 9:20 am

BBFG# wrote:
Thu Jan 16, 2020 3:15 pm
I had one professor

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McLilith
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2065 posts since 7 Jul, 2003 from Huntington, WV

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Jan 19, 2020 12:10 pm

vurt wrote:
Sun Jan 19, 2020 5:50 am
McLilith wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:07 pm
vurt wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 2:15 pm
sir, can you kindly leave the library.
That reminds me of the time several years ago, when I almost got my librarian girlfriend fired by kissing her in the occult section! :hihi:
kinky bugger :o
It's not nearly as kinky as the male flasher they arrested in the action-adventure section! :lol:
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vurt
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Jan 19, 2020 12:11 pm

kritikon wrote:
Wed Jan 15, 2020 4:18 pm
How much fun can one have on a joystick?

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