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Sampleconstruct · Post by **Sampleconstruct** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 7:35 am

...and I saw him eat it.

ATS · Post by **ATS** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 7:50 am

Kriminal wrote:I heard Ben from Camel bought an apple recently....

What kind was it? Did he eat it already?

Krakatau · Post by **Krakatau** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 8:56 am

ATS wrote:
Kriminal wrote:I heard Ben from Camel bought an apple recently....

What kind was it? Did he eat it already?

...i'm a bit dubious by the fact that, though camels aren't known as being predators, apples either aren't as far as i know, usual food for Camels ?

And in respect of the primary metaphors, I'd be totally mesmerized by the fact that my computer would be by now called Camel Computers!!!!!!!!!

Ben H · Post by **Ben H** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 9:03 am

So you're suggesting that perhaps Camel Audio bought Apple?

Interesting...

Kriminal · Post by **Kriminal** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:21 am

Ben H wrote:So you're suggesting that perhaps Camel Audio bought Apple?

Interesting...

Its starting to look that way....

spaceman · Post by **spaceman** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:23 am

I like apple cake

Mushy Mushy · Post by **Mushy Mushy** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:41 am

spaceman wrote:I like apple cake

I figured you more for a space cake guy

Spitfire31 · Post by **Spitfire31** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:47 am

I see that I can safely unsubscribe again, since the thread is back in its infantile nonsense rut.

/Joachim

Doug1978 · Post by **Doug1978** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:47 am

Camel puzzle:

A dying sheikh tells his two sons to race their camels to a distant city to see who will inherit his fortune (which includes a palace made out of Apples...)
The one whose camel arrives last will win.

The brothers wander aimlessly around the desert on their camels for days: neither wants to arrive first.

Eventually, hot and thirsty (and desperate for the delicious taste of Apple juice) they ask a wise man for his advice.

After hearing the advice, they jump on the camels and race as fast as they can to their destination.

But why??????????

telebunke · Post by **telebunke** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:54 am

Arglebargle wrote:
besh wrote:I'm a lit late to that party, do I have to read the whole 300 pages to know what happend?
No need, just pick a random theory and glom onto it. Or make your own! CA was bought by Sony? Perhaps, perhaps. CA was engaged in a bath salt ring that was finally busted? Probably true. CA was murdered by a herd of vengeful moose during a recording trip to Canada? There's no evidence that they weren't!

Make your own? Hmmmm.

Camel was bought by Audi (Ohhhhhhh)
Audi is gonna target music makers with special vehicle, which produces music according to how you use the controls.
Steering wheel, brakes and all those fancy buttons - there's enough of them to play music on them.
Driving will be so much more fun...

tele

telebunke · Post by **telebunke** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:58 am

Proxima4 wrote:In other news:

Q: Should we get together and make a fan based site or ask for a sticky here etc etc to post Camel Audio files and Alchemy sound set stuff.

Remembering ReBirth http://www.rebirthmuseum.com/

You know what I mean, what say you?

what about naming it rebirth of a camel?

Wait a little until we get some news about where the camel people are heading to.

tele

telebunke · Post by **telebunke** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 11:03 am

softska wrote:Whatttt.

Not even last chance to buy some expansions? There are still so much more I was going to get!

Well, yesterday I wanted to buy the "all expansions" bundle for Alchemy Mobile.
I was sooo frustrated to see it is not available any more.
I had finally sat down to do some music after a couple of months and then --- sadness ----

Why didn't I buy them immediately at the moment back last year, when I knew that I was gonna buy it sooner or later?

tele

Kriminal · Post by **Kriminal** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:08 pm

Spitfire31 wrote:I see that I can safely unsubscribe again, since the thread is back in its infantile nonsense rut.

/Joachim

were you actually expecting some fuckin serious posts ....considering everyone here knows f**k all?

Krakatau · Post by **Krakatau** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 4:15 pm

Kriminal wrote:
Spitfire31 wrote:I see that I can safely unsubscribe again, since the thread is back in its infantile nonsense rut.

/Joachim

were you actually expecting some fuckin serious posts ....considering everyone here knows f**k all?

you're f**king right, it's a f**king infantile thread , no f**king need to deny such a f**king obvious truth !!!!!!!

Numanoid · Post by **Numanoid** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 7:58 pm

Careful with that language, you could be cast for the next Scorcese movie

Camel Audio ceasing sales? [Update: CA acquired by Apple]