Camel Audio ceasing sales? [Update: CA acquired by Apple]
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- KVRAF
- 1959 posts since 21 Sep, 2007 from The Infinite Void
Site's still working fine here too.
- KVRAF
- 1959 posts since 21 Sep, 2007 from The Infinite Void
Looks like its gone.
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el-bo (formerly ebow) el-bo (formerly ebow) https://www.kvraudio.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=208007
- KVRAF
- 17947 posts since 24 May, 2009 from A galaxy, far far away
haha !! i killed itmutantdog wrote:Looks like its gone.
sent them a support message 30 minutes ago. they must have realised they hadn't switched it all off
guess i'm shit outta luck with my 'dream voices' library
- KVRAF
- 1959 posts since 21 Sep, 2007 from The Infinite Void
Not that i was expecting anything to happen but this all kinda feels like an anti-climax.
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el-bo (formerly ebow) el-bo (formerly ebow) https://www.kvraudio.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=208007
- KVRAF
- 17947 posts since 24 May, 2009 from A galaxy, far far away
i think at the time the website went down, some people were running to catch buses, some were sleeping, some let out a big fart, some were eating, and maybe some were actually climaxing (thought for altogether different reasons)mutantdog wrote:Not that i was expecting anything to happen but this all kinda feels like an anti-climax.
life will go on
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- KVRian
- 1392 posts since 28 May, 2008 from Saint Paul, MN
This experience should teach us something: in the end, ALL software is vaporware; value it accordingly 
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- KVRAF
- 15135 posts since 7 Sep, 2008
Hmmmm my vapour still worksblueman wrote:This experience should teach us something: in the end, ALL software is vaporware; value it accordingly
"I was wondering if you'd like to try Magic Mushrooms"
"Oooh I dont know. Sounds a bit scary"
"It's not scary. You just lose a sense of who you are and all that sh!t"
"Oooh I dont know. Sounds a bit scary"
"It's not scary. You just lose a sense of who you are and all that sh!t"
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Sampleconstruct Sampleconstruct https://www.kvraudio.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=191286
- KVRAF
- 16733 posts since 12 Oct, 2008 from Here and there
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- KVRAF
- 1757 posts since 21 Dec, 2012
Website down, Ciao Camel Audio
- KVRAF
- 2236 posts since 23 May, 2005 from West Country, UK
I shall shortly be publishing my next bestseller "101 uses for a dead camel"...
I had been struggling with the 101st use but according to one of the sales threads, the 101st use will be to make me rich, as "In 10 years Alchemy could be worth thousands."

I had been struggling with the 101st use but according to one of the sales threads, the 101st use will be to make me rich, as "In 10 years Alchemy could be worth thousands."
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- KVRist
- 345 posts since 8 Sep, 2014
Pascal's Wager (~Wikipedia):
1. Camel is, or Camel is not. Reason cannot decide between the two alternatives.
2. A game is being played... where heads or tails will turn up.
3. You must wager (it is not optional).
4. Let us weigh the gain and the loss in wagering that Camel is. Let us estimate these two chances. If you gain, you gain all; if you lose, you lose nothing.
5. Wager, then, without hesitation that Camel is. (...) There is here an infinity of an infinitely happy life to gain, a chance of gain against a finite number of chances of loss, and what you stake is finite. And so our proposition is of infinite force, when there is the finite to stake in a game where there are equal risks of gain and of loss, and the infinite to gain.
6 .But some cannot believe. They should then 'at least learn your inability to believe...' and 'Endeavour then to convince' themselves.
1. Camel is, or Camel is not. Reason cannot decide between the two alternatives.
2. A game is being played... where heads or tails will turn up.
3. You must wager (it is not optional).
4. Let us weigh the gain and the loss in wagering that Camel is. Let us estimate these two chances. If you gain, you gain all; if you lose, you lose nothing.
5. Wager, then, without hesitation that Camel is. (...) There is here an infinity of an infinitely happy life to gain, a chance of gain against a finite number of chances of loss, and what you stake is finite. And so our proposition is of infinite force, when there is the finite to stake in a game where there are equal risks of gain and of loss, and the infinite to gain.
6 .But some cannot believe. They should then 'at least learn your inability to believe...' and 'Endeavour then to convince' themselves.
- KVRAF
- 1959 posts since 21 Sep, 2007 from The Infinite Void
Looks like the site's back up again with a little treat for all their old customers.

