If you've been here a while and aren't feeling old...

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AnX
KVRAF
3798 posts since 17 Nov, 2015

Post Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:37 pm

sjm wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:31 pm

The United Kingdom is Europe’s biggest importer of loo paper and it is said that only one day’s supply of toilet paper exists in stock. If Britain leaves the EU Customs Union and Single Market in five months’ time [at the time the article was written] and the trucks transporting toilet paper are held up at Calais or Dover, British bottoms will have to be wiped with torn-up newspapers as in bygone days.
https://prospect.org/article/brexit-pan ... ilet-paper

maybe if the EU send back all the money we gave them, i can wipe my fat arse with it

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vurt
addled muppet weed
40566 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: If you've been here a while and aren't feeling old...

Post Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:41 pm

AnX wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:37 pm
sjm wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:31 pm

The United Kingdom is Europe’s biggest importer of loo paper and it is said that only one day’s supply of toilet paper exists in stock. If Britain leaves the EU Customs Union and Single Market in five months’ time [at the time the article was written] and the trucks transporting toilet paper are held up at Calais or Dover, British bottoms will have to be wiped with torn-up newspapers as in bygone days.
https://prospect.org/article/brexit-pan ... ilet-paper

maybe if the EU send back all the money we gave them, i can wipe my fat arse with it
i hope you get it in £20s.
the new 5s n 10s would just smear it all over your arse :scared:

AnX
KVRAF
3798 posts since 17 Nov, 2015

Re: If you've been here a while and aren't feeling old...

Post Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:43 pm

vurt wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:41 pm
AnX wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:37 pm
sjm wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:31 pm

The United Kingdom is Europe’s biggest importer of loo paper and it is said that only one day’s supply of toilet paper exists in stock. If Britain leaves the EU Customs Union and Single Market in five months’ time [at the time the article was written] and the trucks transporting toilet paper are held up at Calais or Dover, British bottoms will have to be wiped with torn-up newspapers as in bygone days.
https://prospect.org/article/brexit-pan ... ilet-paper

maybe if the EU send back all the money we gave them, i can wipe my fat arse with it
i hope you get it in £20s.
the new 5s n 10s would just smear it all over your arse :scared:
yeah, they are horrible. Cut ya nose when tooting too :x

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vurt
addled muppet weed
40566 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: If you've been here a while and aren't feeling old...

Post Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:44 pm

:lol:

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toonertik
KVRian
769 posts since 15 Feb, 2017

Re: If you've been here a while and aren't feeling old...

Post Fri Jan 18, 2019 1:02 pm

cheapskates... use 50's... longer barrel sure gives more velocity :wink:

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vurt
addled muppet weed
40566 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: If you've been here a while and aren't feeling old...

Post Sun Jan 20, 2019 11:42 am

sjm wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:31 pm
vurt wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 10:29 am
cant actually buy that around here :)

(the sun i mean, not loo roll, we use loo roll, were not claggy)
That might change in the first week of April...
The United Kingdom is Europe’s biggest importer of loo paper and it is said that only one day’s supply of toilet paper exists in stock. If Britain leaves the EU Customs Union and Single Market in five months’ time [at the time the article was written] and the trucks transporting toilet paper are held up at Calais or Dover, British bottoms will have to be wiped with torn-up newspapers as in bygone days.
https://prospect.org/article/brexit-pan ... ilet-paper

im dreading this, ive been having nightmares.
one day ill go "down town" with the gf, and she will have used some newspaper or other to dry the lettuce, and there, staring back from the labia will be an imprinted facsimile of rees mogg or trump or someone :o

SteveWZ
KVRian
795 posts since 26 Feb, 2016

Re: If you've been here a while and aren't feeling old...

Post Sun Jan 20, 2019 5:02 pm

Chris Walton wrote:
Thu Sep 07, 2017 6:35 am
... note that I turned 30 this year.

Feeling old yet? :D
OMG!

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