The quoted out of context thread

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vurt
addled muppet weed
41762 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Post Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:49 am

JCJR wrote:
Fri Feb 15, 2019 7:04 am
sure the fingering
the fingers
fingering
fingering
fingering.
ive studied magick for many years, repetition is key to ritual.
im pretty sure hes just conjured up an excited pussy :o

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vurt
addled muppet weed
41762 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Tue Feb 19, 2019 1:01 pm

AnX wrote:
Tue Feb 19, 2019 12:36 pm
interesting video if you want to make your own knob. Found a few others, but this one seemed the most relevant to here
well, im not watching that!
is it about making a false one to wear when you wear really tight trousers? when socks just doesn't look right?

:hihi:

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KVRAF
3937 posts since 17 Nov, 2015

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Tue Feb 19, 2019 1:07 pm

well, they wear out as you get older, and sometimes crumble in your hand :o

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vurt
addled muppet weed
41762 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Tue Feb 19, 2019 1:08 pm

:o

im not touching mine again after my birthday :scared:

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whyterabbyt
Beware the Quoth
26787 posts since 4 Sep, 2001 from R'lyeh Oceanic Amusement Park and Funfair

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Wed Feb 20, 2019 10:11 am

vurt:
i shall reveal the length at some point...
"The bearer of this signature is a genuine and authorised pope."

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martinjuenke
KVRAF
3167 posts since 28 Dec, 2015 from Germany

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Wed Feb 20, 2019 1:23 pm

vurt wrote:
Tue Feb 19, 2019 1:08 pm
im not touching mine again :scared:

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IncarnateX
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3663 posts since 25 Jan, 2009 from Forgotten Realms

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:21 pm

Am I to understand that we have 156 pages of out-of-context quotes about men’s Willies and what they would like to do with it? Seems a tiny-whiny one dimensional. Are there not any other contexts to misread a quote into or is it just KVR whose members are getting old, dirty and disgusting? A last desperate show of libido before impotence and retirement homes?

If affirmative: I am all in before a lose my own, so go ahead guys, give it all you got!

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harryupbabble
KVRAF
1523 posts since 20 Mar, 2012 from Babbleon

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:45 pm

Not me. I don't want to end up in a retirement home. I'd rather be homeless. Let winter kill me. Maybe jail is better. How about committing suicide by bear, if assisted suicide isn't yet legal at that time.

But it's probably one of those "easier said than done" fantasy. Suicide by bear, I mean. How about suicide by home invasion? Be a geezer burglar. Burglarize a gun-owner's house. Hey, anybody got Ted Nugent's address?
ah böwakawa poussé poussé

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donkey tugger
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5388 posts since 15 Mar, 2002 from the grimness of yorkshire

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Wed Feb 20, 2019 3:27 pm

IncarnateX wrote:
Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:21 pm
members are getting old, dirty and disgusting

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toonertik
KVRian
828 posts since 15 Feb, 2017 from a worn out vinyl groove

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Wed Feb 20, 2019 3:33 pm

the only bit I am "getting" is old...

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martinjuenke
KVRAF
3167 posts since 28 Dec, 2015 from Germany

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Wed Feb 20, 2019 11:33 pm

IncarnateX wrote:
Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:21 pm
we have ... Willies

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http://www.sonoryth.bandcamp.com/music

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IncarnateX
KVRAF
3663 posts since 25 Jan, 2009 from Forgotten Realms

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Thu Feb 21, 2019 12:49 am

harryupbabble wrote:
Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:45 pm
it's probably one of those "easier said than done" fantasy.....anybody got Ted Nugent's address?

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toonertik
KVRian
828 posts since 15 Feb, 2017 from a worn out vinyl groove

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Thu Feb 21, 2019 6:06 am

chk071 wrote:
Thu Feb 21, 2019 5:59 am
What exactly do you consider obtrusive?

When i plug in my dong, i don't notice anything.

chk071
KVRAF
18905 posts since 11 Apr, 2010 from Germany

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Thu Feb 21, 2019 6:11 am

If you quote out of context, at least quote correctly. :P

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toonertik
KVRian
828 posts since 15 Feb, 2017 from a worn out vinyl groove

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Thu Feb 21, 2019 6:35 am

hahah... yeah I know, I guess my mind just likes to twist things...
I learnt all that here on KVR :hyper: :dog:

hmmm... maybe we should start a misquoted thread then, just like the mainstream media.

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