Watch sexy shuffle girls dance to my new track "Warehouse"!

[el-bo (formerly ebow)]

What's a shuffle girl?

Now that's sexy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElxfYzs8Vew

[vurt]

the nice young ladies in the video seemed to enjoy it

[toonertik]

heard about 32 seconds...
heard it all before...
now it's just an effing bore.


Now where's that whorehouse and the shuffle gurl?

[jancivil]

don't remember wags giving below a 6 for 'music' before this

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Music - 0
Instruments - 5
Performance - 7
Mix - 8

Overall - 5

Comments: Well, since nobody wants to comment on the music, I guess I will. Mix is decent. Musically, it's annoying as hell. I guess there's a market for this but I'm not it. I have no idea what this guy's singing (the same thing over and over) nor do I care. It sounds like a loop just played over and over. No variation, no imagination, just typical canned crap. Song should have ended after 60 seconds. Can I give the music less than zero? Oh and that bass is also annoying as hell. God, is this thing over yet? Thank God, finally. Dreadful. Just dreadful.

Haha! You would've hated the 90s club/rave scene then!
It's ok, you don't have to be embarrassed - I know you were dancing right along to the shuffle girls!

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don't remember wags giving below a 6 for 'music' before this

I'm guessing he's tone deaf and/or impotent?

[elxsound]

My Feedback

Music - 0
Instruments - 5
Performance - 7
Mix - 8

Overall - 5

Comments: Well, since nobody wants to comment on the music, I guess I will. Mix is decent. Musically, it's annoying as hell. I guess there's a market for this but I'm not it. I have no idea what this guy's singing (the same thing over and over) nor do I care. It sounds like a loop just played over and over. No variation, no imagination, just typical canned crap. Song should have ended after 60 seconds. Can I give the music less than zero? Oh and that bass is also annoying as hell. God, is this thing over yet? Thank God, finally. Dreadful. Just dreadful.

Haha! You would've hated the 90s club/rave scene then!
It's ok, you don't have to be embarrassed - I know you were dancing right along to the shuffle girls!

I only got to listen briefly earlier, but this very reminiscent of the 90s sound. I wasn't a fan of it, but you've nailed the sound as much as I remember it (and I mean this as a compliment because I believe this is the sound you are after).

[rotku60]

The track was mixed well. The beat was strong and compelling. I liked the acid style riffs. Yes, the repeating unknown vocals were a little annoying after a while. Overall, certainly in line with the genre you were aiming for.

[Googly Smythe]

Well produced, but yeah, sounds like a backing track.

As for the video...
[short version]
There's nothing wrong with watching young people dance.

[long version]
As I grew older, I began to avoid watching young females dancing.
But when my son went to uni, he joined the salsa club. From there he developed a passion for dancing and now dances competitively - salsa, Latin and ballroom.
As a result he keeps nagging me to go watch him perform. As you may guess, the dance floor is filled with half-naked girls, flinging their arms and legs hither and yon. (Fine fodder there for the Quoted Of of Context thread!) But, after a while, I started to appreciate the finer points of the movements. Now I have no problem with watching him and his various partners dance, or the 1000's of utoob videos featuring dancing girls.

[thecontrolcentre]

Sounds like 1994 ...

[ghettosynth]

My Feedback

Music - 0
Instruments - 5
Performance - 7
Mix - 8

Overall - 5

Comments: Well, since nobody wants to comment on the music, I guess I will. Mix is decent. Musically, it's annoying as hell. I guess there's a market for this but I'm not it. I have no idea what this guy's singing (the same thing over and over) nor do I care. It sounds like a loop just played over and over. No variation, no imagination, just typical canned crap. Song should have ended after 60 seconds. Can I give the music less than zero? Oh and that bass is also annoying as hell. God, is this thing over yet? Thank God, finally. Dreadful. Just dreadful.

Haha! You would've hated the 90s club/rave scene then!
It's ok, you don't have to be embarrassed - I know you were dancing right along to the shuffle girls!

I'd ignore him on anything resembling underground dance styles, it's not his thing, he doesn't get it at all. This is an all too common affliction here, although, it's been a bit better of late as more people who understand the context and culture have been signing up.

[jancivil]

don't remember wags giving below a 6 for 'music' before this

I'm guessing he's tone deaf and/or impotent?

I'm remarking on his being overly generous as a rule.

[jancivil]

"underground" - so precious, so special

When a music needs to be explained through a social activity... isn't it evident you found it needed that help?
Is alcohol enough, or are there additional substances for promoting further dissociation needed to make this fully work?

What are the special things in this which need a special ear for pitch or tone? Your disses are just defensive, sub.
See if you can place this with a viagra commercial, it's about that hip I think.

[ghettosynth]

the nice young ladies in the video seemed to enjoy it

Exactly so!

[Obsolete317542]

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