The quoted out of context thread

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Bombadil
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Post Sun Aug 25, 2019 6:14 am

martinjuenke wrote:
Sun Aug 25, 2019 5:52 am
vurt wrote:
Sun Aug 25, 2019 5:33 am
Bombadil wrote:
Sun Aug 25, 2019 5:09 am
You use 2?
why stop at 2?
get some friends to help :)
Depends on its size how many helping hands can work effectively...
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vurt
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Aug 25, 2019 6:19 am

midget women ;)
tiny hands :D

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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Aug 25, 2019 6:56 am

Bombadil wrote:
Sun Aug 25, 2019 5:09 am
You use 2?
what? you've never had a threesome?
Albert Einstein may have been a genius but his brother Frank was a monster

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Bombadil
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Aug 25, 2019 6:57 am

Hink wrote:
Sun Aug 25, 2019 6:56 am
Bombadil wrote:
Sun Aug 25, 2019 5:09 am
You use 2?
what? you've never had a threesome?
Not that I can remember, and no one has ever blackmailed me, so, no.
“We're an Anarcho-Syndicalist commune”
Dennis

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Rad Grandad
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Aug 25, 2019 7:07 am

Bombadil wrote:
Sun Aug 25, 2019 6:57 am
Hink wrote:
Sun Aug 25, 2019 6:56 am
Bombadil wrote:
Sun Aug 25, 2019 5:09 am
You use 2?
what? you've never had a threesome?
Not that I can remember, and no one has ever blackmailed me, so, no.
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Albert Einstein may have been a genius but his brother Frank was a monster

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KVRAF
3110 posts since 15 Apr, 2019 from Nowhere

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Aug 25, 2019 7:49 am

vurt wrote:some oddball club owner from up north was allowed to meet the queen. not once, but regular f**king

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vurt
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Aug 25, 2019 7:51 am

she likes it "corgi style".

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KVRAF
3110 posts since 15 Apr, 2019 from Nowhere

Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Aug 25, 2019 7:58 am

Or the occasional “reverse groundskeeper”

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vurt
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Aug 25, 2019 8:03 am

:lol:

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KVRAF
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Sun Aug 25, 2019 2:46 pm

Hink wrote:
Sun Aug 25, 2019 2:31 pm
I come back in and my legs feel funny. :oops: :hihi:
Some stuff and things!

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el-bo (formerly ebow)
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Mon Aug 26, 2019 8:38 am

JCJR wrote:
Sun Sep 18, 2016 5:56 pm
If the right hand can finger an extended passage, then there has to be a left hand fingering variant.
JCJR wrote:
Sun Sep 18, 2016 5:56 pm
except for a few exceptional fellas, one can't get past a certain rudimentary level with bad fingering.
JCJR wrote:
Sun Sep 18, 2016 5:56 pm
some fingerings are dang near impossible.

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vurt
addled muppet weed
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Mon Aug 26, 2019 8:41 am

well, he needs to write a manual.

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el-bo (formerly ebow)
KVRAF
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Mon Aug 26, 2019 8:48 am

vurt wrote:
Mon Aug 26, 2019 8:41 am
well, he needs to write a manual.
I was thinking of approaching him for lessons :hyper:

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vurt
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Mon Aug 26, 2019 8:49 am

dont shake hands though unless you actually see him use sanitizer :o

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vurt
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Re: The quoted out of context thread

Post Mon Aug 26, 2019 8:50 am

ps: you're about to get pms, calling you a jealous troll :lol:

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