Hi I am Professional Tom and here's a tutorial of secret EQ techniques. Other producers hate me for showing them to all.

[Unaspected]

Nice parody.

[sjm]

I smell another spammer.

Well why? It's a technqiue my friend (who is a pro producer) showed me long time ago. World needs to know this stuff!

Anything offered up as "Other producers hate me for showing them to all" is 200% guaranteed to be spam/clickbait*.

* Unless it's a conspiracy theory

[vurt]

I watched about 30 seconds of this and it's the most amateurish video I've ever seen.

There is a massive disparity between the kick drum and the voiceover, followed by the audible "f**k". Back to YouTube school for you.

wait! are you saying if i do a video channel, if i swear it's a no no?
ffs, that's f**ked me right in the c**t.

Not if one calls themselves a professional

certainly no dangers there then
thank f**k.

[ProfessionalTom]

Before you became a professional did you bu the name ‘AmateurTom’? Enquiring minds want to know

Before I became an enlightened professional, I was just Tom.

[ProfessionalTom]

Whatever you're selling, I ain't buying

Well I've got a lot knowledge to sell!

[ProfessionalTom]

Not if one calls themselves a professional

Sometimes you gotta swear to deliver the message, you know.

[imrae]

I didn't watch the video, just here to see the inevitable trainwreck in comments

[ProfessionalTom]

Nice parody.

I'm glad you liked it

[nordickvr]

I watched about 30 seconds of this and it's the most amateurish video I've ever seen.

There is a massive disparity between the kick drum and the voiceover, followed by the audible "f**k". Back to YouTube school for you.

You'r right, a tutorial about audio techniques from someone who is unable to balance his voice against a kick is questionable.
But, must be said that two tracks are a lot to manage.

[ProfessionalTom]

Anything offered up as "Other producers hate me for showing them to all" is 200% guaranteed to be spam/clickbait*.

* Unless it's a conspiracy theory

They just don't want to see their secret technqiues revealed. That's all.

[ProfessionalTom]

I didn't watch the video, just here to see the inevitable trainwreck in comments

It's a valuable piece of knowledge. I think you can learn from my video plenty of stuff. Bonus trick I mentioned there is a real time saving technique.

[ProfessionalTom]

I watched about 30 seconds of this and it's the most amateurish video I've ever seen.

There is a massive disparity between the kick drum and the voiceover, followed by the audible "f**k". Back to YouTube school for you.

You'r right, a tutorial about audio techniques from someone who is unable to balance his voice against a kick is questionable.
But, must be said that two tracks are a lot to manage.

I just wanted you all to hear the awesome punchiness of kick.

[ProfessionalTom]

I watched about 30 seconds of this and it's the most amateurish video I've ever seen.

There is a massive disparity between the kick drum and the voiceover, followed by the audible "f**k". Back to YouTube school for you.

You'r right, a tutorial about audio techniques from someone who is unable to balance his voice against a kick is questionable.
But, must be said that two tracks are a lot to manage.

I just wanted you all to hear the awesome punchiness of kick after my subtle adjustments.

[imrae]

I didn't watch the video, just here to see the inevitable trainwreck in comments

It's a valuable piece of knowledge. I think you can learn from my video plenty of stuff. Bonus trick I mentioned there is a real time saving technique.

The thread title doesn't say "valuable piece of knowledge", it says "secret EQ techniques". Are they actually a secret? Do "other producers hate you" because this is really threatening their interests?

[ravasb]

This makes me nostalgic for the old DUBTurbo videos.