Pump up the spam, pump it up a little more.
Hi I am Professional Tom and here's a tutorial of secret EQ techniques. Other producers hate me for showing them to all.
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- KVRAF
- 15135 posts since 7 Sep, 2008
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"I was wondering if you'd like to try Magic Mushrooms"
"Oooh I dont know. Sounds a bit scary"
"It's not scary. You just lose a sense of who you are and all that sh!t"
"Oooh I dont know. Sounds a bit scary"
"It's not scary. You just lose a sense of who you are and all that sh!t"
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- KVRAF
- 2367 posts since 17 Apr, 2004
To avoid trademark issues, what about Tom Turdo?ProfessionalTom wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 4:18 pm Tom Turbo sounds DOPE. I'm thinking now about changing my nickname. Do you think TurboTom is better, or maybe TomTurbo?
Voted KVR's resident drunk Robert Smith impersonator (thanks Frantz!)
https://open.spotify.com/artist/2myYesRBRgQB3LkZzEYdt5 | https://soundcloud.com/steevm/
https://open.spotify.com/artist/2myYesRBRgQB3LkZzEYdt5 | https://soundcloud.com/steevm/
- KVRian
- 962 posts since 20 Oct, 2018
I prefer the worst kicks!
https://youtu.be/FdsY3amsd6w
https://youtu.be/FdsY3amsd6w
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ProfessionalTom ProfessionalTom https://www.kvraudio.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=449460
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... I knew it would finally happen. You may have taken away League from me, but you won't catch me! Ever! And I'll spread the knowledge and the League will eventually fall upon my feet!NAD wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 8:55 pmYou better not! Unless you want to get in some serious trouble with the League!!ProfessionalTom wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 7:41 pm I'm about to reveal all secret formulas in setting up a compressor.
I know exactly who you are, you don't fool me! I'd recognize the voice in that video anywhere! The League is on to you buddy....
I'm a professional and you can't deny it. If you do, you either were tricked by the League, or you are from the League.
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ProfessionalTom ProfessionalTom https://www.kvraudio.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=449460
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You got all the knowledge I've shared with you over the years. Damn you PRO League members... I loved that organization more than my wife.
I'm a professional and you can't deny it. If you do, you either were tricked by the League, or you are from the League.
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ProfessionalTom ProfessionalTom https://www.kvraudio.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=449460
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I don't like it.sjm wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 9:40 pmTo avoid trademark issues, what about Tom Turdo?ProfessionalTom wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 4:18 pm Tom Turbo sounds DOPE. I'm thinking now about changing my nickname. Do you think TurboTom is better, or maybe TomTurbo?
I'm a professional and you can't deny it. If you do, you either were tricked by the League, or you are from the League.
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thecontrolcentre thecontrolcentre https://www.kvraudio.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=76240
- KVRAF
- 35162 posts since 27 Jul, 2005 from the wilds of wanny
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- addled muppet weed
- 105800 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
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- addled muppet weed
- 105800 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
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- addled muppet weed
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do you have a theme tune?ProfessionalTom wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 10:51 pmI don't like it.sjm wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 9:40 pmTo avoid trademark issues, what about Tom Turdo?ProfessionalTom wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 4:18 pm Tom Turbo sounds DOPE. I'm thinking now about changing my nickname. Do you think TurboTom is better, or maybe TomTurbo?
the best heroes have recognisable theme songs. and capes.
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ProfessionalTom ProfessionalTom https://www.kvraudio.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=449460
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I wrote a poem.
I am ridiculed by the League
They want to held me captive
But I stand here, TOM is my name
I am not afraid to rise against
Professionals Ruling Obedient
That's how you call your clique
It's enough that I think about you
And guess what, I feel f*cking sick
Born from a dream
to help, to love, cherish... to live
Turned into nightmare
You took my lovely child, The League
Your days are numbered
I'm against you all
You can run if you want, but
I'll chase you till you fall
Before all that my heart pumped blood
Now it's pumping hate in liquid form
I warned you, you're gonna run and beg, but
You cannot stop the fate
~ProfessionalTom
I am ridiculed by the League
They want to held me captive
But I stand here, TOM is my name
I am not afraid to rise against
Professionals Ruling Obedient
That's how you call your clique
It's enough that I think about you
And guess what, I feel f*cking sick
Born from a dream
to help, to love, cherish... to live
Turned into nightmare
You took my lovely child, The League
Your days are numbered
I'm against you all
You can run if you want, but
I'll chase you till you fall
Before all that my heart pumped blood
Now it's pumping hate in liquid form
I warned you, you're gonna run and beg, but
You cannot stop the fate
~ProfessionalTom
I'm a professional and you can't deny it. If you do, you either were tricked by the League, or you are from the League.
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- addled muppet weed
- 105800 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
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- KVRist
- 452 posts since 8 Jul, 2004
Rumors have it the latest version of this plugin now can create its own youtube channels raving about professional influenza. Will try soon...
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ProfessionalTom ProfessionalTom https://www.kvraudio.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=449460
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Yes I do. And hentai too!vurt wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 11:07 pmdo you have a theme tune?ProfessionalTom wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 10:51 pmI don't like it.sjm wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 9:40 pmTo avoid trademark issues, what about Tom Turdo?ProfessionalTom wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 4:18 pm Tom Turbo sounds DOPE. I'm thinking now about changing my nickname. Do you think TurboTom is better, or maybe TomTurbo?
the best heroes have recognisable theme songs. and capes.
But I can't tell you about it now.
I'm a professional and you can't deny it. If you do, you either were tricked by the League, or you are from the League.
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- addled muppet weed
- 105800 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
how many brownies?ProfessionalTom wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 11:17 pmYes I do. And hentai too!vurt wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 11:07 pmdo you have a theme tune?ProfessionalTom wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 10:51 pmI don't like it.sjm wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 9:40 pmTo avoid trademark issues, what about Tom Turdo?ProfessionalTom wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2019 4:18 pm Tom Turbo sounds DOPE. I'm thinking now about changing my nickname. Do you think TurboTom is better, or maybe TomTurbo?
the best heroes have recognisable theme songs. and capes.
But I can't tell you about it now.