Dasheesh has a bitch thread.

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vurt
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Post Fri Nov 22, 2019 1:57 pm

hashish..

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Forgotten
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Post Fri Nov 22, 2019 1:59 pm

vurt wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 22, 2019 1:57 pm
hashish..
https://youtu.be/PBipA7Yksdk

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donkey tugger
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Post Fri Nov 22, 2019 2:00 pm

A shit headache thrash bed.

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vurt
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Post Fri Nov 22, 2019 2:01 pm

:band2: :party:

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foosnark
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Post Fri Nov 22, 2019 2:34 pm

Dasheesh wrote: ↑
Thu Nov 21, 2019 9:50 am
my wife just got me a smart watch. the thing knows when i breath. right down to my dna. knows everything i eat. knows when i'm taking a dump and asks me if it wants me log it. guess who owns me know? guess where that is all being stored?

did you know when you take a selfie it's not really a picture of you? it's a resynthesized image made with algorithms to make you look better. so you take more selfies.
Congrats, it sounds like you're really onto the Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy made possible solely by Worldwide Computer God Frankenstein Controls.

The last smartwatch I had couldn't even reliably notify me when my phone received a text message. One night it informed me that I got 6 hours of poor quality sleep while it was plugged into a charger on my desk. Another time it told me I took 1.7 miles worth of steps while I was driving my car.

I'm pretty sure it didn't upload my DNA to Mark Zuckerburg or tell Google every time I pooped. It may have informed Google that I spend an average of 152 hours every day pooping, though.

And why does this selfie algorithm suck so much? Because it seems to think I look like a lopsided, lumpy, red-faced weirdo instead of the vision of perfection that I surely am.

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Post Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:03 pm

I've been reading numerous medical stories about smartwatches to the extent I'm pretty much sold on one now.

A guy was mountain-biking and crashed heavily, the watch detected the impact and called 911 with his co-ordinates. He woke up in hospital 24 hours later, saved only because of the watch :shock:

If you're frail or elderly they're essential IMO.

And big f*cking deal if Apple know you have a w*nk at 9pm. Nothing I do is more perverted than the person standing next to me. Don't be so precious.
"I was wondering if you'd like to try Magic Mushrooms"
"Oooh I dont know. Sounds a bit scary"
"It's not scary. You just lose a sense of who you are and all that sh!t"

Dasheesh
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Post Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:14 pm

this is not over, i'm simply not available to go around in circles with these blokes right now. seems like you have the fort held down anyway.

chk071
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Post Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:26 pm

Mushy Mushy wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:03 pm
I've been reading numerous medical stories about smartwatches to the extent I'm pretty much sold on one now.

A guy was mountain-biking and crashed heavily, the watch detected the impact and called 911 with his co-ordinates. He woke up in hospital 24 hours later, saved only because of the watch :shock:

If you're frail or elderly they're essential IMO.

And big f*cking deal if Apple know you have a w*nk at 9pm. Nothing I do is more perverted than the person standing next to me. Don't be so precious.
:D

Great post right there... :)

TBH, i'm kind of split about such things. The mothering of the technology is quite annoying, while the benefit... well... if you smash the smartwatch when you crash, you're f***ed anyway. It's also quite annoying me to get nudged over every dump i take.

Not my thing really. I tried Google Fit one time as well, but, was kind of shocked how much info i actually had to give one single app. Not for me. And i say that although i'm really not very sensitive about my "precious" data. Private stuff is private, not something i share with a company i buy products from.

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Post Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:34 pm

Mushy Mushy wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:03 pm
And big f*cking deal if Apple know you have a w*nk at 9pm. Nothing I do is more perverted than the person standing next to me.
You have someone stood next to you every time you have your 9pm wank???

Mushy Mushy
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Post Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:38 pm

Forgotten wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:34 pm
Mushy Mushy wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:03 pm
And big f*cking deal if Apple know you have a w*nk at 9pm. Nothing I do is more perverted than the person standing next to me.
You have someone stood next to you every time you have your 9pm wank???
Not every time. Only if I think I need help getting started.
"I was wondering if you'd like to try Magic Mushrooms"
"Oooh I dont know. Sounds a bit scary"
"It's not scary. You just lose a sense of who you are and all that sh!t"

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Post Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:43 pm

Mushy Mushy wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:38 pm
Forgotten wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:34 pm
Mushy Mushy wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:03 pm
And big f*cking deal if Apple know you have a w*nk at 9pm. Nothing I do is more perverted than the person standing next to me.
You have someone stood next to you every time you have your 9pm wank???
Not every time. Only if I think I need help getting started.
...and the other people drinking at the bar are OK with that...? :hihi:

Mushy Mushy
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Post Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:45 pm

Forgotten wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:43 pm
Mushy Mushy wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:38 pm
Forgotten wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:34 pm
Mushy Mushy wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:03 pm
And big f*cking deal if Apple know you have a w*nk at 9pm. Nothing I do is more perverted than the person standing next to me.
You have someone stood next to you every time you have your 9pm wank???
Not every time. Only if I think I need help getting started.
...and the other people drinking at the bar are OK with that...? :hihi:
Mate why do you think I had to move to Amsterdam? :hihi:
"I was wondering if you'd like to try Magic Mushrooms"
"Oooh I dont know. Sounds a bit scary"
"It's not scary. You just lose a sense of who you are and all that sh!t"

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KVRAF
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Post Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:47 pm

:lol:

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vurt
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Post Sat Nov 23, 2019 8:17 am

Dasheesh wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:14 pm
this is not over, i'm simply not available to go around in circles with these blokes right now. seems like you have the fort held down anyway.
who exactly do you think is agreeing with you?
what have smart watches got to do with "terrible music the kids is listening to grrr"?
is it stewed prunes for tea again matron? wibble!

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vurt
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Post Sat Nov 23, 2019 8:17 am

Mushy Mushy wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:45 pm
Forgotten wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:43 pm
Mushy Mushy wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:38 pm
Forgotten wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:34 pm
Mushy Mushy wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:03 pm
And big f*cking deal if Apple know you have a w*nk at 9pm. Nothing I do is more perverted than the person standing next to me.
You have someone stood next to you every time you have your 9pm wank???
Not every time. Only if I think I need help getting started.
...and the other people drinking at the bar are OK with that...? :hihi:
Mate why do you think I had to move to Amsterdam? :hihi:
why do you think i stopped going over to dam?

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