ProfessionalTom here, I just released my killer track that will make you all jelous of my mixing abilities

[ProfessionalTom]

Elassi is absolutely right !
This thread is why I can't take the Café serious anymore ... among other Scheiß
It´s not about music, but making fun of and trivialize the purpose of this forum.
You can´t seriously think anyone is takin´ your "music" serious, other then the well known guys here ... it´s just to laugh at other contributors.
Your stuff is so beschissen, that I will consider (in your favour), that this is just a sarcastic project for you and others. I strongly believe that "ProfessionalTom" is just one of the well known dumb trolls, with too much time and no manners.

Also... You say I have no manners? Show me one time I insulted someone here in one of my 500+ posts and I guarantee you, you won't find nothing like that. But then there's you, well behaved man, who insulted me a couple of times in just one post! Wow. Just wow.

[ProfessionalTom]

vinskel meifler!

I'm no jew!

[vurt]

[thecontrolcentre]

+1

[wagtunes]

Elassi is absolutely right !
This thread is why I can't take the Café serious anymore ... among other Scheiß
It´s not about music, but making fun of and trivialize the purpose of this forum.
You can´t seriously think anyone is takin´ your "music" serious, other then the well known guys here ... it´s just to laugh at other contributors.
Your stuff is so beschissen, that I will consider (in your favour), that this is just a sarcastic project for you and others. I strongly believe that "ProfessionalTom" is just one of the well known dumb trolls, with too much time and no manners.

Also... You say I have no manners? Show me one time I insulted someone here in one of my 500+ posts and I guarantee you, you won't find nothing like that. But then there's you, well behaved man, who insulted me a couple of times in just one post! Wow. Just wow.

Tom, you've been humorous and totally entertaining. Granted, I wasn't sure about you at the start after watching your first video, but I think I understand you pretty well now.

You actually make this place more fun.

[ijiwaru]

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[wagtunes]

This completely sucks, to be frank. The composition and arrangement is amateur. The mixing is atrocious, the lows are wooly and indistinct, the highs are harsh and the mids are cold not warm as they should be. There is too much compression and zero dynamics. The vocal performance is terrible, too much processing so that you can't make out the lyrics. I won't even mention the animation; let's just say that my 6 year old can do better and she's not even human.

Altogether it is what I imagine Donald Trump, Boris Johnson or even Hitler would sound like were they to make music.

Which means you completely missed the point.

[ijiwaru]

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[ProfessionalTom]

Altogether it is what I imagine Donald Trump, Boris Johnson or even Hitler would sound like were they to make music.

So it's a compliment then! Thanks, I wasn't sure at first about that.

[ProfessionalTom]

Elassi is absolutely right !
This thread is why I can't take the Café serious anymore ... among other Scheiß
It´s not about music, but making fun of and trivialize the purpose of this forum.
You can´t seriously think anyone is takin´ your "music" serious, other then the well known guys here ... it´s just to laugh at other contributors.
Your stuff is so beschissen, that I will consider (in your favour), that this is just a sarcastic project for you and others. I strongly believe that "ProfessionalTom" is just one of the well known dumb trolls, with too much time and no manners.

Also... You say I have no manners? Show me one time I insulted someone here in one of my 500+ posts and I guarantee you, you won't find nothing like that. But then there's you, well behaved man, who insulted me a couple of times in just one post! Wow. Just wow.

Tom, you've been humorous and totally entertaining. Granted, I wasn't sure about you at the start after watching your first video, but I think I understand you pretty well now.

You actually make this place more fun.

Hello there Wag! Thank you for your kind words.

When I watched my first video, I too wasn't sure, about all this so it's an understandable reaction.

Cheers!

PS Your rocked it on this synth and your mids and highs wasn't sharp nor cold at all!

[ProfessionalTom]

This completely sucks, to be frank. The composition and arrangement is amateur. The mixing is atrocious, the lows are wooly and indistinct, the highs are harsh and the mids are cold not warm as they should be. There is too much compression and zero dynamics. The vocal performance is terrible, too much processing so that you can't make out the lyrics. I won't even mention the animation; let's just say that my 6 year old can do better and she's not even human.

Altogether it is what I imagine Donald Trump, Boris Johnson or even Hitler would sound like were they to make music.

Which means you completely missed the point.

Oh, I get it alright. Just one listen to the oppressive, militaristic two-step rhythm of this foul, fetid pabulum suggests its maker very likely has strong fascist tendencies; the fact that you so readily defend it suggests that you, much like Mr. Trump, are sympathetic to fascism.

Lol. I don't know if what you wrote is more scary or just hilarious, but I gotta say I'm impressed by your ability to interpret music and connect it to a political view even though it nearly lack any lyrics. Beside "so slow" "oh yeah" and the worst of them "break them all" (maybe I was talking about cookies?).

So yeah I'm impressed.

[ijiwaru]

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[wagtunes]

Have you read some of ijiwaru's comments folks? I wonder how long until he's banned?

[vurt]

Well you could greatly improve your lyrics by including more explicitly left-wing socialist themes such as feminism, anti-racism and wealth disparity.

as the drummer, im a left wing socialist, by birth and training. so alls good.

[donkey tugger]

Well you could greatly improve your lyrics by including more explicitly left-wing socialist themes such as feminism, anti-racism and wealth disparity.

as the drummer, im a left wing socialist, by birth and training. so alls good.

I do the lefty whingeing round here.